Stir Crazy (1980)

Georg Stanford Brown: Rory Schultebrand

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• Rory : That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!

• [Harry slaps Rory's hand when he touches his hand] 

  Harry : Do you mind? What'd you kill your step-father for anyway?

  Rory : Criticizing my new fur jacket... and... slapping my hand.

  [Harry puts Rory's hand back on his hand] 

• Rory : That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheeseburger from. How do you like it, medium?

  Harry Monroe : Oh no, I don't want no cheeseburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.

  Rory : Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!

  Harry Monroe : I'm getting a little podge.

  Rory : For some reason I make him uneasy!

  [Waves in a very camp manner toward Blade] 

  Harry Monroe : I wonder why? Hi

  [waves at Blade] 

  Harry Monroe : . I'm going!

  [Calls after Skip] 

  Harry Monroe : Skip my friend.

  [Then, to Rory] 

  Harry Monroe : Excuse me would you?

  Rory : I'll come with you.

  Harry Monroe : Awwwww... shit!

• Blade : What you doin' joinin' the rodeo? A city dude like you, suckin' up to the Warden!

  Skip Donahue : He's not sucking up to the Warden. He's just having a little fun. We showed some aptitude for this, that's all.

  Blade : Aptitude? You hear that?

  Rory : Why don't you lay off him Blade. The man's just doin' what he gotta do! They were going to cut the dude's nuts off! Ain't that right, Harry?

  Harry Monroe : I don't want to discuss my nuts.

• Rory : What you up for, sweet pants?

  Harry Monroe : We're innocent, man. I swear we are! What do you mean? No, god damn, sweet pants? Oh, shit!

• Rory : I wouldn't sit with him and I killed my step daddy.