It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974–1981)
George Layton: Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons
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Quotes
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Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : Lofty! What happened?
Lofty : I got captured by tribesmen.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : Blimey! Did they give you a hard time?
Lofty : No, they gave me a carpet!
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Gunner : [on a crashing plane] Solly, what's happening?
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : I don't know, but if you can remember any hymns, sing 'em!
Gunner : Solly, the only hymn I can remember, is "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam"!
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : And at the rate we're going, he's gonna get you!
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Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : [the Sergeant-Major has been cursed by a fake holy man, so "Gloria" pretends to be a holy man and take the curse off] OK, Sergeant-Major, you just have to repeat what the holy man says.
Gunner Beaumont : Oh-waaaaaa!
BSM Williams : Oh-wa.
Gunner Beaumont : Ta-naaaaaaaaaaa!
BSM Williams : Ta-na.
Gunner Beaumont : Si-aaaaaam!
BSM Williams : Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : You have to repeat it.
BSM Williams : Oh-wa. Ta-na? Siam.
Bombardier 'Solly' Solomons : Go a little faster, Sergeant-Major.
BSM Williams : Oh-wa. Ta-na. Siam. Ohwa. Tana. Siam. Ohwa-tana-siam. Ohwatanasiam. Oh-what-an-ass-I-am.
