The Cannonball Run (1981)

Dean Martin: Jamie Blake

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Quotes 

• [J.J. and Victor are pulled over by two priests in a red Ferrari] 

  Victor Prinsi : Nice car, Father!

  Jamie Blake : Thank you, asshole.

• Jamie Blake : I just want to thank you for informin' them about us back in Missouri. You know, how we're flashers and sex maniacs.

  J.J. McClure : Well, I was just repayin' you for what you and the chocolate monk did back in Ohio.

  Fenderbaum : Chocolate monk?

  Jamie Blake : He can say that. Yeah, he can say that 'cause he's ridin' around with the Goodyear Blimp!

  J.J. McClure : [Looking at Vic]  He can say that. He can say that 'cause if I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and shove 'em up your nose.

  Jamie Blake : These rosary beads? Up this nose?

  J.J. McClure : Yeah.

  Jamie Blake : Will ya take a little advice? Bring friends.

  Fenderbaum : Ha! Lots of em!

• Fenderbaum : [noticing Blake acting oddly at bar]  What is it?

  Jamie Blake : Look at the chicks! Boy, if we were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here!

  [guy at bar overhears and spits his drink out] 

• Fenderbaum : We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!

  The Greek : You'll need him!

  Jamie Blake : *God* is our copilot?

  Fenderbaum : Uh huh.

  Jamie Blake : Remember our car?

  Fenderbaum : Uh huh.

  Jamie Blake : Two seats?

  Fenderbaum : Two seats.

  Jamie Blake : Where's he gonna sit?

  [smack] 

  Jamie Blake : Where's he gonna sit?

  [smack] 

• Fenderbaum : Isn't that J.J. McClure?

  Jamie Blake : He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!

• Fenderbaum : Why'd he call me "Shorty"?

  Jamie Blake : 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.

• [Brad drives through the bar on his motorcycle] 

  Fenderbaum : What in the hell was that?

  Jamie Blake : Oh, that must've been the entry of the National Safety Council.

• Jamie Blake : If we were Methodists we'd have a good shot at gettin' laid

• Jamie Blake : [sarcastically]  That's a good-looking piece! And cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car. You know, the cops would never give that a second glance!

  Jill Rivers : 220 miles an hour and they aren't gonna get a second glance!

• [JJ has "tackled" all the other contestants at the end] 

  Seymour Goldfarb Jr : Well, I must say, that's not a very sporting way to win.

  Jamie Blake : No, it was a shitty way to win!

• Jamie Blake : [Nearing the end of the race, the Lamborghini flies past the Ferrari and Fenderbaum stands up to get a better view]  The hell was that?

  Fenderbaum : A Lamborghini!

  Jamie Blake : She in the race?

  Fenderbaum : CATCH IT!