Full Moon High (1981)

Ed McMahon: Dad - Col. William P. Walker

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• Dad - Col. William P. Walker : Romania, it's quite a country. It's deep behind the Iron Curtain. It's steeped in the superstition of the Dark Ages. A country wrapped by ignorance and fear. You'll enjoy it.

• Dad - Col. William P. Walker : All right son, we're going to have a little talk. Staying out all night, watching too much television, filthy language. That's all right. But growling - I will not tolerate growling in this house.

  Tony : [canine hair sprouting on his face]  Grrrrr!

• Dad - Col. William P. Walker : [preparing to have sex with two Romanian women]  Alright, lovelies, let's see what communist infiltration is all about.

• Dad - Col. William P. Walker : I know, son, it hasn't been easy growing up deprived of some of the things that other young boys have.

  Tony : Like what, dad?

  Dad - Col. William P. Walker : Well, like a mother. Didn't you notice? I mean, you do remember mom, don't you?

  Tony : Oh yeah, she was the nice lady that used to come to the beach and the playground when I was real little.

  Dad - Col. William P. Walker : That was the maid.

  Tony : Oh. Oh I remember mom, now. I came into the room once without knocking, and you were both in bed together. You screamed at me to get out.

  Dad - Col. William P. Walker : That was the maid.

  Tony : Oh. What ever happened to that maid, dad?

  Dad - Col. William P. Walker : Oh, she ran off with my handkerchiefs and my ties. I haven't heard from her since.

  Tony : What ever happened to mom?

  Dad - Col. William P. Walker : She ran off with my bank account and stock portfolio. And I haven't heard from *her* since.