The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Peter Ustinov: Truck Driver

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Quotes 

• Truck Driver : What are you doing here?

  Oscar the Grouch : A very brief cameo.

  Truck Driver : Me too.

• Miss Piggy : Do you know where Lady Holliday's Baseball Diamond is being kept?

  Truck Driver : Well, funny enough, I do: it's at the Mallory Gallery, a virtually impregnable fortress many miles from here.

  Miss Piggy : Oh! I only have a half an hour to get there!

  Truck Driver : On foot? You'll never make it.

  Miss Piggy : I know! How about a ride?

  Truck Driver : You can read, I presume? "No passengers."

  [He points to the sticker on the truck's door] 

  Miss Piggy : Oh, couldn't you make an exception for little old moi?

  Truck Driver : Not even for little old vous.

  [laughs] 

  Miss Piggy : Pretty please?

  Truck Driver : No!

  Miss Piggy : [strained]  I've tried to be nice.

  Truck Driver : Huh?

  Miss Piggy : [Piggy throws the driver out of his truck and into the garbage cans]  Hii-yahh!

  Oscar the Grouch : [emerges from a trash can]  Hey, what's all the racket?

  Truck Driver : What are you doing here?

  Oscar the Grouch : A very brief cameo.

  Truck Driver : Me too. Tsk, tsk.