The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Janice, Beaker, Bubba, Monster (uncredited), Cab Driver (uncredited)

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Quotes 

• Kermit : Quiet!

  [all fall silent except Janice] 

  Janice : Look, Mother. It's my life, okay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh.

• Statler : I guess all's well that ends well.

  Waldorf : Doesn't matter to me, as long as it ends.

• Statler : Hey, Waldorf. Wake up. Here come the bikinis!

  Waldorf : Oh, boy! We better synchronize our pacemakers.

• Fozzie : [shouting]  Hold it!

  Fozzie : [the room grows quiet]  Sha-ame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this,. for- for- for justice! For freedom! For honesty!

  Scooter : Boy, do I feel ashamed.

  Pops : Me, too. I feel like two cents.

  Rowlf : I'm back in.

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : You can count on me!

  Floyd : [with a mix of sarcasm and sincerity]  Oh, hey, I was only joking. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun to go out there and risk our lives.

  Dr. Teeth : [everybody says "Yeah"]  All for one, and one for all.

  Janice : Yeah!

  Sam the Eagle : At times like this, I am proud to be an American.

  [Sam harrumphs as he leaves the doorway] 

• Fozzie : [going over a checklist]  Wax lips?

  Zoot : Aw man, I just had 'em.

  Dr. Teeth : Did you leave 'em in your other pants?

  Zoot : I don't have no other pants.

  Fozzie : [going back to the checklist]  Yo-yo?

  Janice : Fer sure.

• [Statler and Waldorf are watching a fashion show] 

  Statler : Nice lines!

  Waldorf : Yeah! And the dresses aren't bad either!

• Fozzie : [sighs]  It was nice of the Chronicle to pay for our flight home.

  Pops : Yeah, but a man should be treated better than his luggage.

  Scooter : Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist.

• Kermit : Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it.

  Floyd : I'm out.

  Rowlf : Me too.

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Ditto.

  Beaker : Meep meep.

  Zoot : Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere?

  Pops : Sorry, I got a dental appointment.

  Janice : It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...

  [everyone starts talking at once] 

  Fozzie : [shouting]  Hold it!

  [everyone stops talking] 

  Fozzie : Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!

• Janice : [not realizing everyone's stopped talking]  ... and I said, Look, Mother, it's my life, okaaay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... oh.