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[last lines]
President Ulysses S. Grant : Who is that masked man?
The Lone Ranger : Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!
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[On a train with Buffalo Bill Cody, Wild Bill Hickok and Colonel George Armstrong Custer, Grant is commenting on the decimation of the buffalo]
President Ulysses S. Grant : What happened to all the buffalo?
Buffalo Bill Cody : I shot 'em.
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[Having just thanked the Lone Ranger for saving his life, Grant now turns to Tonto]
President Ulysses S. Grant : And how can I thank you?
Tonto : You can thank me by honoring your treaties with my people.
President Ulysses S. Grant : Yes, we will try, you have my word.
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President Ulysses S. Grant : I signed your court marshal? I don't remember it.
Maj. Bartholomew 'Butch' Cavendish : What happened wasn't my fault.
President Ulysses S. Grant : [admires a rifle on Major Cavendish's wall] It never is.
Maj. Bartholomew 'Butch' Cavendish : I got that at Shiloh. Calvary Major's. It was his last glorious charge.
President Ulysses S. Grant : Poor bastard.
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President Ulysses S. Grant : Hey! Where the hell you goin' and leaving me here?
The Lone Ranger : You're safer here, Mr. President.
President Ulysses S. Grant : Yeah, but I can help ya. I've been in a few battles myself, son.
The Lone Ranger : Now you're president, so keep your head down.
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President Ulysses S. Grant : Thirty days is too long to give 'em. I'd change that. They'll bicker and debate and scratch their indecisive asses. And by the time they sober up, I'll be dead.
Maj. Bartholomew 'Butch' Cavendish : You may be right.