Modern Problems (1981)

Nell Carter: Dorita

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• Brian Stills : Well, I'll be a striped-ass ape! Max Fiedler!

  Max Fielder : Brian? Wow!

  Brian Stills : How are you, you old egg-sucker? Damn, you look good. How long's it been? Not since high school, huh? Say, where are my manners? This is Dorita. She's from Port-au-Prince.

  Max Fielder : Hi.

  Lorraine : Hi.

  Dorita : How do you do?

  Max Fielder : Oh, Lorraine, this is Brian Stills, an old friend of mine from, uh, high school. Brian, this is my ex-wife, Lorraine.

  Brian Stills : Pleased to meet you, Lorraine.

  Lorraine : Nice to meet you, Brian.

  Brian Stills : [Points to wheelchair]  Admiring the old skateboard? I got my ass blown off in Nam. Crazy damn thing. I was loving this little girl. She was hiding ammo, for the Cong under the bed. I lit a cigarette, woke up in the hospital with medals all over the place.

  Lorraine : God, talk about sex with fireworks.

  Max Fielder : Jesus, Lorraine.

  Brian Stills : No, it's funny, really.

• Dorita : According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.

• Dorita : Now, we can do this easy, or we can do it rough. These is knuckles you is looking at.

  Max Fielder : [in demonic voice]  Your mama.

• Dorita : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shoot. I better do this. Damn doctor come here, do it all wrong, piss off the demon, and blow us all to white man's hell, and I ain't got time to deal with that, come on.