Montenegro (1981)

John Zacharias: Grandpa Bill

Quotes 

• Grandpa Bill : They feed these monkeys oranges and bananas! Why don't you treat me like that?

• Jimmy Jordan : I read in the papers yesterday about a man in France who entered a snail eating competition.

  [slurps spaghetti] 

  Jimmy Jordan : He ate a hundred and seventy-eight snails... and then he dropped dead.

  Grandpa Bill : [mouth full]  Only a Frenchman could die like that. I would rather be shot on my 101st birthday... by a jealous husband.

  Martin Jordan : You see, he plans to stay with us another 17 years.

  Grandpa Bill : At least!