My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Alf Humphreys: Howard
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Quotes
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Howard Landers : Gretchen I want you to be my date for the dance. Okay?
Gretchen : Dry up!
Howard Landers : Gretchen, you know what'd look really good on you?
Gretchen : What?
Howard Landers : Me.
Gretchen : Suck it in and zip it up, will ya?
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Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger : We'll have a party in the mine!
Howard Landers : Yeah. Beware of Harry Warden! OOOOOOOHHHHH!
Hollis : SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Happy : Beware of what you make fun of, you little asshole!
Howard Landers : Who?
Happy : YOU!
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Howard Landers : Well, last one into town gets the broom, lets go!
Axel Palmer : Okay, let's go, guys!
Hollis : Yee-haw, whoop!
[the miner guys head outside to their cars and Hollace struggles to pull up his pants. Howard kicks him in the butt as they run to a beat-up old Volkswagen]
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Happy : Beware of having a party at all on Saturday night! You may not live to see daylight!
Howard Landers : [jumps out and makes a fart sound]
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Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger : Hey, who busted the lock? I've got the keys right here!
Gretchen : [annoyed] Ugh, Howard did it.
Howard Landers : Nope! Harry Warden did it!
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Patty : Eh, what happened to Mike and Harriet?
Howard Landers : [smiling devilishly] Maybe Harry Warden got 'em!
Patty : Stop it!
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[repeated line in the film]
Howard Landers : Harry Warden did it!
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Hollis : [the miners are all chewing on tobacco] Howard, you've gotta chew it, you don't blow bubbles with it!
Howard Landers : I'll take care of myself.
Hollis : How'd you ever get to be so stupid?
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Axel Palmer : Oh Landers, you're gonna need a lot of excersize if you're gonna grapple with Gretchen!
Howard Landers : Oh yeah? Well I got a valentine for her that she's never gonna forget.
Axel Palmer : Straight to the heart, eh?
[Axel makes an offensive gesture with his hands in front of his crotch, implying that Howard's plan is to have sex with Gretchen]
Howard Landers : Gonna be a hot time on Saturday night, yee-haw!
