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Masturbation-inducing feature with a surprise, unjustly forgotten
lor_25 July 2011
Warning: Spoilers
It's only 30 years old, but the once-a-big-deal porn film SILKY has zero reaction comments in IMDb. Also low-rated by the users, it's quality all-sex porn from the Golden Age, directed anonymously by Joe Sarno.

Merle Michaels is in the title role aka Veronica Carson, frequently addressing the viewer directly in the then-popular format of confessional porn (see Sarno's Little Oral Annie vehicles for excellent examples). She likes to talk dirty and have sex, and the film consists (for variety's sake) of her telling us of her girl friends' various sexual adventures. That's it -non-stop, quality sex scenes, with no wasted time for a plot (that no one would care about anyway).

After opening troilism featuring an uncredited R. Bolla and later a clean-shaven Ron Hudd, she tells of her friend Helene Cobb (Monica Devon, a Kay Parker-style MILF in a very strong segment). This housewife makes it with Todd Prescott, the boy next door. Devon's performance is 100% enthusiastic, fitted with excellent dirty dialog which she delivers deadpan.

After another hump interlude by Silky, she tells of married friends Paula Phelps (bosomy fave Christine De Shaffer) & Fran Winston (cute Hillary Summers, who earns top billing on the front of the video box). Introed at a bowling alley, the girls pick up two strangers for sex: a short-order cook and a truck driver. The change partners sex scene goes on too long, but both actresses are hot and Bobby Astyr (oddly disinterested, not his usual actorly self) delivers two money shots in succession.

MAJOR SPOILER ALERT:

Merle's humping George Payne, introducing a story about lesbian friend Marilyn Howe (guest star Gloria Leonard), who's hot for her femme hairdresser Teri Delon (1-shot Sandi Suarez). Teri's lisping dialog delivery is the only hint we get, but excellent direction keeps this segment surprising. Gloria tries on various outlandish wigs, and then makes sensual love to Sandi in front of a picture window. Sandi reveals terrific, huge breasts and the lesbian sex scene is quite arousing until...you guessed it! It's THE CRYING GAME a decade early.

The camera tilts down from Sandi's jugs in alluring low angle to catch Gloria's surprise at finding a big cock in Sandi's panties. Unflustered, good sport Gloria gives the tranny a blow job and gets humped doggy-style. The only cheat here is an obviously faked money shot of the "my mouth runneth over" variety.

Yes, this impressive and probably ground-breaking bait & switch scene has gone relatively unheralded for 3 decades, but the statute of limitations lets me reveal it, albeit with the SPOILER warning.

Merle's humping doggy style next, segueing to anal sex as the fans definitely get their money's worth. For a finale, cable star Robin Byrd is featured as Lola Haynes, still in love with her hubby (Ron Jeremy, looking almost thin, early in his career) after five years of marriage. On a business trip together, they hump in the hotel room in an excellent scene with both thesps on their best behavior: no jokes from Ron, excellent oral attention to her clit by him, Robin styled to look beautiful and her ass gaping open when she rides him.

A young bellboy enters the room, cueing three-way action. Next Ron calls room service requesting they send champagne and whoever on the staff has the biggest prick. Dave Ruby shows up (Ron of course insults him regarding dick size) for another threesome and an inevitable double penetration. Quality porn.

Sarno returns to Merle for a blow job on R. Bolla, and copious money shot all over her hand. She connects personally with the viewer.

However unsung, this is among Sarno's best XXX efforts, shot on film, of course.
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7/10
Sarno Serves Up Something for (Almost) Everyone
Nodriesrespect22 July 2012
Although theatrically screened hardcore movies had reached a previously unheard of level of narrative sophistication by the late '70s, there would always be room for well-crafted wall to wall sexathons that casually and carnally dispensed with the need for motivation to get the action going. Call it adult without the alibi and '60s sexploitation rivals Joe Sarno and Don Walters (formerly "Arlo Shiffen", an alias shared with sometimes sidekick Ron Wertheim) were shaping up as virtuosos of the free form fornication film through their creative collaboration on the lucrative INSIDE epics that put the latter's Evart Enterprises on the map. Both he and Walters (who had reinvented himself as "Howard A. Howard" by now) had a smash hit on their hands with their star-studded TIGRESSES AND OTHER MAN-EATERS. Continuing the craft of the "loop carrier" pioneered by Howard Ziem, who imbued the format with artistic credibility, that movie boasted handsome production values, slyly imaginative setups and superb sex. If that was a steak dinner with all the trimmings, the following year's SILKY qualifies more as a $1.99 all you can eat buffet.

Christened "Arthur Kraus" for the occasion, Sarno asked Merle Michaels to step in for Samantha Fox and hump a number of nameless, faceless studs, directly addressing the audience and telling them about all her hot girlfriends. This ploy naturally leads into more sex scenes. Michaels, a captivating comedienne given half a chance (think Larry Revene's SIZZLE), proves powerless against the purple prose she's maneuvered into mouthing. Hands down most cringe-inducing instance has got to be the quip at the end of her introduction that perhaps rather than Silky, her boyfriends should call her "Saucy" because she's "spicy and wet and easy to stir up !" Fortunately, the four fornication fragments that form this film provide the daily dosage of solid meat 'n' potatoes porn. Looking like Kay Parker's twin sister, mature Monica Devon basically repeats her relaxed instructional routine from ALL ABOUT GLORIA LEONARD, seducing boy next door David Savage, still betraying his fence-straddling bisexual filmography through a lilting lisp suggesting suppressed mommy issues rather than MILF attraction.

A dark-haired Christine De Shaffer plays bad influence best friend to Hillary Summers. Both bored in their marriages (the movie seems to make a big deal out of each character's marital status), they find some illicit afternoon delight through Christine's house-sitting assignment, allowing them to invite Bobby Astyr and Ashley Moore. A performer who could ad lib his way out of any sticky situation, Astyr takes what little the wisely uncredited screenplay offers (he's a short order cook, hence cooking jargon double entendres in the bedroom) and turns it into spirited banter with the underestimated De Shaffer (so good as one of Roger Watkins' PINK LADIES) who blooms under his tutelage.

Sapphic splendor must have been the next item on Sarno's agenda. Gloria Leonard, another industry icon getting by on personality, achieves a modicum of poignancy as a twice-divorced matron seeking solace in the arms of tranny hairdresser Sandi Suarez. Though she works hard, it takes Leonard only slightly less than forever to make Sandi's swizzle stick rise to attention.

Saving the best for last, Robin Byrd and Ron Jeremy represent the flick's only happily married couple, spicing up their perfectly fine love life by inviting the staff at a utilitarian motel to join in their amorous antics. For all his laissez faire slip ups in his increasingly shoddy later cinematic life, Sarno would always pay attention to pairing up the right people to generate a sexual spark. The frequently ill-used Byrd's greatest claim to fame was by far her stint as a pioneering Manhattan late night cable hostess. Already something of a "name" when she entered the industry, her subsequent career fell all but flat with only her turns in Jim "Clark" Buckley's schoolgirl classic DEBBIE DOES DALLAS and Watkins' aforementioned PINK LADIES to distinguish. Burning up the screen like never before with a clearly bemused Jeremy, she moves into the stratosphere when first Rick Iverson (wooden leading man of Watkins' HER NAME WAS LISA) and then Dave Ruby step up to the plate to perform corn-hole chores, leaving her a sweaty, glowing and altogether magnificent mess.
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