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5/10
As I recall, the closing scene makes this all worth it
PTCfromDE17 July 2006
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I recall seeing this movie on cable sometime during the 1980s. I don't really remember much about the rest of the movie except the closing scene. But that scene made me want to see the film over and over again at the time... alas, Netflix doesn't seem to have a copy.

Again, this was almost twenty years, so I can't be sure this is accurate, but as I recall, in the climactic scene, there are some bad guys chasing the good guys, who decide to escape by stumbling into a production of Otello. They end up on stage, in the midst of the action... bursting through walls, calling out to one another in Italian things like "call the police... he's trying to kill me"... complete with subtitles... The backdrops go up and down in a non-sequitur fashion (this is the "spoiler" part) revealing sets for half a dozen other shows... and finally the curtain falls... and the audience is stunned into silence for an instant, before leaping to its feet for a standing ovation.

The whole rest of the movie might be crap for all I can remember, but I'd love to see it again just to have a chance to see this closing scene one more time.
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6/10
Ryan O'Neal is weak, but Jack Warden is terrific ..............
merklekranz18 June 2011
Ryan O'Neal gives a weak, forgettable performance, but "So Fine" is saved by Jack Warden's excellence as the beleaguered garment manufacturer. Mariangela Melato is extremely sexy, while Richard Kiel is extremely intimidating as Melato's jealous husband. Unfortunately, whenever O'Neal is on screen, which is often, the film grinds to a halt. If you enjoyed Jack Warden in "Used Cars", this is a must see. The writing is a mixed bag, though at times surprisingly clever (the see through jeans). There are also some slapstick scenes that fall flat. If Alan Arkin had been cast in Ryan O'Neal's part, this could have been a classic. - MERK
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4/10
Ain't what it's cracked up to be.
mark.waltz20 July 2023
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A few genuinely funny moments don't make up for a comedy where the main plot is overshadowed by the unappealing sexual hijinks of its leading man (Ryan O'Neal) and the unappealing gangster's moll (Mariangela Melato), nearly losing me in the predictable scene where her sexually uninterested criminal lover Richard Kiel arrives while she's trying to seduce O'Neal. The main plot deals with O'Neal's dad (Jack Warden) desperately trying to get into the fashion world and succeeding with the now seemingly tame backless jeans, a big scandal now, but very controversial in the early 80's.

Basically playing the same character he did in "What's Up Doc", O'Neal shows with a bland leading lady that comedy is not his forte, and Melato looks like Shelley Duvall's heavily accented sister. Kiel, without his metal teeth, looks like an extremely tall Robert Goulet. He's at least funny, but it's Warden and the group of eccentric older women he hangs around (particularly Jessica James) who get the laughs. The praise has to go to him, not screenwriter/director Andrew Bergman who has written much better comedies. With a very pretentious accent, Fred Gwynne manages to get laughs as well, basically skewering the type of uptight, unfunny pretentious ivy league professors he's parodying. A throwback to old fashioned screwball comedy that seems to be focused on one joke that doesn't get the laughs lingering.
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Merchant of Venice...
ohthehorror31 March 2004
this movie is a modern remake of Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice", with Eddie as Shylock. Other references to Shakespeare in this movie include the "pound of flesh" quotation during the scene where the professor is being grilled by the university board, the professor's various "Henry IV" quotations to the employees of the dress store ("we the happy few..."), the Othello production, and the ending -- which takes place, of course, in Venice.

Hm, anybody else see the "pound of flesh" reference flashing through some see-through jeans?

*
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3/10
Ouch! Nót so fine.
punishmentpark25 December 2015
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I'll admit I was mostly curious about this film because of the amazingly beautiful girl on the poster and the concept of the 'bottomless' jeans. Ryan O'Neal is hardly an actor I admire, though he totally did not annoy me in the atmospheric film 'The driver' (1978). Here, he ís pretty annoying.

'So fine' does have its (rare) moments that will make you think some actual thought and effort has gone into it, such as all the mafia / college / opera / fashion / poetry connections. Jack Warden certainly has his moments, as usual, but the rest of the cast is mostly disappointing. Richard Kiel is poorly cast as a crime boss, that pretty girl from the poster turns out to be an average looking middle-aged woman (and not the one on the poster!), and the concept of the bottomless jeans is more like a (plastic) hoax.

The finale (with the chasing and the opera and what not) isn't all too horrible though, and that little scene in which the running gag guy ("Bye everyone!") explains about his three wives is quite funny. But all in all that is not nearly enough for an entertaining movie. Not even that little part by a young Tony 'Paulie Walnuts' Sirico helps.

3 out of 10.
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3/10
Transparent
moonspinner5510 November 2015
Broadly-written and directed comedy about a professor of American literature who is forced into joining his manufacturer-father's dress business in New York City after his dad falls into debt with loan sharks. As an early-1970s Hollywood Lothario who first gained recognition on TV's "Peyton Place" as the resident heartthrob, and later parlayed that same appeal in the hit romantic-tragedy "Love Story", it is amazing that actor Ryan O'Neal was then typecast as a befuddled square who is nervous and unsure around women (this following his success in 1972's "What's Up, Doc?"). O'Neal doesn't really fit the role; his clumsiness isn't forced, yet the star doesn't have the innate grace for physical comedy (he's too self-conscious and heavy-spirited, and mock-innocent). The film has one great gag (split jeans), and a funny follow-up (a TV commercial promoting the jeans with see-through plastic on the rear), but none of the screwball hijinks in the boudoir raises a laugh. *1/2 from ****
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1/10
The worst
lmharnisch7 June 2010
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I saw this movie when it came out and although it's been nearly 30 years, the memory of this disaster remains fresh. I'm shocked to see all the rave reviews. I was never a huge fan of Ryan O'Neal, but his presence in this film shows how much his career had deteriorated since "Love Story" and "Paper Moon."

"So Fine" was intended as a satire on the garment industry and the gullibility of the fashion-conscious, in this case, a company that sets the fashion world on fire with jeans with see-through hip pockets. The finale, a disastrous opera production, was intended as an homage to the Marx Bros.' "A Night at the Opera" with "amusing" subtitles, an example being something like "I, Mr. Eddie, have come for my revenge." You couldn't pay me to watch this thing again.
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7/10
JEANS FOR THE MILLENNIUM....
renfield5430 June 1999
Having never been a Ryan O'Neal fan, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed "So Fine". I'm sure a great supporting cast helped (especially Jack Warden). We travel from the Ivy Halls of University life to the garment district of New York City, from clothing factory to an opera performance. Throw in a little infidelity, the "mob", and a new clothing fad, and you have a roller coaster ride of a film. Oh, and some advice, never date a woman whose last relationship was with Richard Kiel. He's the jealous (and angry) type.

One thing I never understood. The accidental creation of the jeans (that led to fame and fortune), never having made it to a real world fad. They consisted of jeans with cut-outs on the seats of the pants, with clear plastic instead of denim material. It's a great look! They may have seemed a bit risque in those days or more of a costume but no more. Anyone who has been to a beach or a pool lately will consider them tame. It may be an idea whose time has come........
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1/10
Weak and lame
natwag13 September 2015
One of the goofiest movies of all-time that was simply made thinking that they were going to spawn a big successful line of clothing. Period. I remember that being the first thought we had when hearing about this farce.. and we were just kids! This was back in the Urban Cowboy/ J.R. Ewing/ Dallas/ Willie Nelson, Texas hoopla. Jeans and Texas were all the rage. And this was a scheme to capitalize on it and start a fad. Which thank God never got to first base. Ryan ONeal was his cute self throughout, and thats its saving grace.. I'm sure at the time xecs and producers thought he'd be able to pull off another Love Story success complete with a rack of jeans at Macy's.
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6/10
Silly, stupid sex scenes, but surprisingly funny.
moggy-41 May 2000
One=line summary says just about all. Definitely different- a comedy about the garment industry. The plot premise- Maltin sums it up best- is, for those who have seen fashion fads, entirely plausible; which is what makes it funny. ("Fine" is the name of the dress co. owner)
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10/10
VEGAS..... then RENO, you dont like it.....Tough
judge909021 April 2002
'So Fine'(1981) Absolutely hysterical comedy about a college professor forced by one- syllable mobster( played perfectly by 7'2'' giant Richard Kiel)to join his manufacturer father in the garment industry and inadvertently invents see-through jeans that become a national rage. Ryan O'Neal( believe it or not) is very good as the flustered professor and the great Jack Warden as the father, all but steals the film. Non- stop laughs for 90 minutes
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6/10
More Bedroom Farce Than Blue Jeans Comedy
TheFearmakers11 December 2023
There were comedies not that funny yet still provided a fair amount of entertainment. And in some cases, the actual plot took place halfway in and wound up not meaning a lot to the actual structure of the film, story, or characters...

One such vehicle is the semi-slapstick SO FINE by first time director and usual Hollywood writer Andrew Bergman, in which Ryan O'Neal plays a semi-stuffy college professor up for tenure...

He's reluctantly brought into his father's failing New York City clothing/garment business thanks to a nefarious criminal, played by James Bond heavy Richard Kiel, ready to take over Jack Warden's crippled enterprise unless something's done about the massive debt...

Much of story has O'Neal as a fish out of water dolt like his quirky spectacle-donning klutz with hidden sex appeal smitten with a free spirited woman WHAT'S UP DOC? (O'Neal even calls his plight a bedroom farce)...

Here he's in lust with an Italian moll while trying his very best not to get killed by her husband, the monstrous Kiel, who destroys a victorious pinball machine: It's nice seeing the beloved cult actor in a "larger" role than usual, his abundant size serving as more than punchline wallpaper; and he's a genuine threat despite the wacky shenanigans...

Meanwhile, O'Neal has almost no chemistry with the blond starlet, who looks and acts like a sexy throwaway bit player rather than a co-lead in a romantic comedy (looking as if Judy Landers bought 51% stock on Anne De Salvo)...

With annoyingly dated 1980's style sex-up contrived side-characters aside, SO FINE is best known for the provocative designer jeans with plastic in the back where the pockets should be, exposing a woman's assets...

And yet, other than a quick montage of the business skyrocketing, this particular device has little to do with the overall story - except that it accidentally derived during the love triangle mainline (after a "one foot out the door" situation), which is, for better or worse, what everything ultimately amounts to.
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9/10
A modern screwball comedy
mysterv10 September 2006
What makes this movie a comedy classic are the sub-plots involving Ryan O'Neal as a straight laced academic who gets involved with a sexy woman who is the girl friend of Big Eddie (the biggest bad guy you will ever met). While I wouldn't want to compare Ryan O'Neal with Cary Grant there is a feel of some of the Grant roles where he plays the shy awkward guy rather than his normal sophisticated role. This movie has the feel of an old time screwball comedy but with some scenes that only could be shown in a more modern movie. I will never forget the passionate couch scene where the girl breaks out in opera.

Well worth the viewing if you can find it.

Unfortunately it is not available on DVD yet... that needs to change!
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8/10
Unheralded gem, deserves DVD release!
jhare15 August 2006
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This is one of those movies that wouldn't seem to be very good, until you watch it - once or twice or half a dozen times. Each major actor handles his or her role with aplomb and genuine talent - especially so for the recently deceased and sadly missed Jack Warden. Warden plays a struggling garment maker in New York, with O'Neal as his college-professor son. The various details of the plot can be seen in the other comments, but basically it boils down to the fact that Jack is in debt to Kiel's gangster character ("Mr Eddie") and for some odd reason, Kiel insists on O'Neal joining the business. O'Neal falls for Kiel's lovely but ignored and bored wife, thereby endangering not only the business, but his life. Warden's reactions to the news are priceless, a combination of horror and bemused admiration for O'Neal's lovemaking prowess. Through an accident of timing, O'Neal ends up spending the night under the marriage bed of Kiel and his wife, and since she threw his clothes out the window in a fit of passion, he has to get home in the morning in a pair of her jeans. He splits the rear end of them, and patches them with some clear plastic scavenged from a trash can. His entry to the garment shop creates a stir, and within a few movie moments, the "So Fine" jeans are a national rage. The business back on top, O'Neal heads back to school. However, Mrs. Big Eddie follows him there, then of course Mr. Eddie himself is on the trail, and finally Warden too. The climactic scenes, played out against a college production of "Othello" are hilarious in themselves. But, as several have noted, the funniest line in the movie, and one of the dozen or so best lines ever, is Jack Warden's unabashed question to his love interest in the gondola on the canals of Venice just before the credits roll.

As a send up of the garment industry, provincial colleges, gangsters, Shakespeare, Mozart and various others, this movie hits on many different levels. There are at least a half dozen quick 'funny bits', not the least of which are scenes like Richard Kiel lip-syncing to the Four Season's "Walk like a Man" while stopping for some nourishment at an IHOP-like place, O'Neals impassioned goodbyes to the fellow garment workers, quoting Henry IVs "we few, we happy few" speech, Fred Gwynne's imperious college president turn, the police at the end peering at Keil's Drivers License (note the picture - only his neck and chin show, a "Big man" joke that passes by REALLY FAST), who look at each other in a quizzical fashion, one saying, "Nationality?" and the other, peering at the Othello-made up Kiel's passed out body, "Moor?".

There are so many quick jokes in this movie you really have to watch it four or five times to catch them all. Highly recommended.
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9/10
Absolutely hilarious!
alpharalph5 July 2006
It is truly criminal that this movie is not available on DVD, especially when you consider the tripe that is out there.

The acting is on target and the writing is superb. Richard Kiel is perfect as the asexual mobster who forces Jack Warden to bring his dorky English professor son Ryan O'Neal into the family garment business. An affair between O'Neal and Kiel's incredibly hot wife ensues, leading to a clothing fiasco that results in the development of jeans with clear plastic back pockets and a windfall profit for the company.

O'Neal returns to school, leaving his New York garment district co-workers with Shakespeare ("We few, we happy few...") And from there the finale (Verdi's Otello, Richard Kiel in the title role, an appearance on paper by Pope John Paul II, and one of the classic lines of Jack Warden's career) can only be described as perfect.

BTW, Fred Gwinn is exceptional as the head of O'Neal's English department.

Don't miss it!
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10/10
Underrated comedy from the writer of 'The In-Laws'
greene5156 January 2011
College professor Bobby Fine(Ryan O'Neal)reprises his 'What's up doc?' comic Schtick, once again as a flustered professor,and the great Jack Warden as his clothes manufacturer father who is stricken with mounting debts he owes to mobster Mister Eddie played perfectly by Richard'Jaws'Kiel, after a series of increasingly comic set pieces Fine reluctantly joins his father's clothes business, He also falls head over heels with Mister Eddie's wife,and during a tryst and having his clothes unceremoniously burned he has to option but to to leave her apartment wearing a pink fluffy cardigan and tight jeans which inadvertently tear he invents see-through jeans that become a national rage. Non- stop laughs for 90 minutes
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10/10
A very funny, oddball comedy
bryan-930-33736614 May 2019
One of my favorite underrated comedies, zany, with larger-than-life characters like Mister Eddie, and fun performances. Thoroughly enjoyable and one of Ryan O'Neal's best alongside What's Up Doc.
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10/10
One of the happy few ... owners of the video
clairefine29 May 2009
My wife Claire and I view this timeless masterwork of comedic brilliance whenever the insipid offerings of current "premium" channels become too much to bear (could "Dirty Dancing" please self-immolate?) Granted, our common last name did play a role in the desire to see the film initially, but I am gratified to see the other reviewers agree that this is an excruciatingly funny film, regardless of their respective last names. For 28 years, whenever I want to smile, I think of Jack Warden walking into Bergdorfs knocking those perfume bottles all over the place with those "goddamn wool knits". Bravo, Mr. Fine, bravo!
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Jack Warden utters one of the funniest lines ever!
scoonman27 July 2002
This movie was funny for all the cat and mouse games going on between Richard Kiel and Ryan O'Neal, but the part I remember the most was Jack Warden. I will forever say that the funniest line in a movie I have ever heard was his line at the end of the movie. In the ending scene, Ryan O'Neal and the leading lady are riding in a gondola in Venice. In a seperate gondola, Warden and woman he has fallen for are riding. In the first boat, O'Neal and the woman are kissing, being romantic, as expected in such a romantic setting. Meanwhile in the next boat, Warden turns to his lady,and with bedroom eyes in this city of love, leans over and gently whispers to her..." How long have these streets been f**ked up?" . I roll every time I see that. ( pardon the language, but it is a quote.) That aside, it is still a relatively funny movie.
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10/10
One of the funniest movies ever made
jkoenig31 December 2004
This is a true gem. Written and directed by the fabulously talented Andrew Bergman (writer-director of Fletch, The Freshman, Honeymoon in Vegas, writer of The In-Laws, co-writer of Blazing Saddles), it is wild, literate and hilarious. Wonderfully written, cast and staged, it contains side-split-tingly insightful send-ups of provincial state college English departments (first-rate performance by Fred Gwynne as the pompous and pedantic head of the department, Chairman Lincoln), the garment business (one of Jack Warden's best performances as Jack Fine, the owner of a perennially struggling dress business, Fine Fashions), gangsters (Richard Kiel is hilarious as the monosyllabic Mr. Eddie), romantic entanglements (Ryan O'Neal as Bobby Fine, witless associate English professor at Chippenango State College (and son of Jack Fine) and the wonderful Mariangela Melato (Swept Away, Love and Anarchy) as Lira, Mr. Eddie's wife) and grand opera (an incredible climactic scene takes place during a performance of Verdi's Otello). Full of passionate humor, Bergman is audaciously funny; he has the nerve to have Warden, upset with his son Ryan O'Neal over his having become romantically involved with gangster Richard Kiel's wife, tell O'Neal, "You gotta leave the country! Israel! You can go to Israel! You got a cousin there." With a marvelous score by Ennio Morricone. I can't wait for a DVD of this masterpiece.
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"Sew" Funny!
farnum21 May 2001
When I saw this movie, I laughed "sew" hard I split my pants! I mean it! As a member of a family in that's been in the clothing business for three generations, I think I'm qualified to say that this is the most realistic depiction of the tailor industry that I have ever seen. And it's "sew" funny becuase its true! The best part is when Ryan O'Neil walks around in those giant pants. I never saw anything "sew" funny in my whole life! Even if you don't really like tailor movies that much, you should still watch "Sew Fine" as soon as you can.

They should make more movies like this one.
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9/10
New York, the garment industry, the mob, academia and opera
fiorerr11 May 2007
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The perfect storm of a comedy; many themes come together to create a perfect blend. If you're a New Yorker, had anything to do with the garment industry, brushed against the Mob, laughed at the pretensions of academia and Otello is your favorite opera, this is the funniest movie ever, ever. Okay, those are a lot of constraints but having peripherally known them all, the film's a great parody and can be appreciated on many levels. The plot's based on the concept of jeans that..........well, to say more may be a spoiler so let me just say you can't imagine anyone other than the cast playing any of the major roles. The cast may each giving their best individual comedy performances
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8/10
Definitely worth watching
toodvs4u8 October 2006
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If only to see the opera scene near the end when Ryan O'Neil and Richard Kiel end up on-stage in Othello. Ryan's character Bobby has been having an affair with Richard's character Eddie's wife. The wife fills in for the soprano singing in the opera. Eddie knocks out the singer who was playing Othello and take his place on-stage. He then tries to kill his wife in the same part of the story where Othello kills his wife. The whole time they are singing at each other in Italian (I assume) and the subtitles below are translating. Hilarious! Bobby manages to save the wife and they all live happily ever after.

And don't miss all the commercials and montages with the "rear window" jeans.

If it's on one night -- it's worth your time to watch.
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10/10
all i seen so far
hakyhiqz1 February 2006
I have not seen all of this movie, but all i got to see was just enough. I waited and i waited and i waited and i waited for it to return on Sky. I never found it since that day and i am disappointed because it was so funny, when he has an affair with a rich woman who is some1's wife ha ha ha and he has to wear her jeans and they rip ha ha ha and all of a sudden they are a trademark of fashion "SO FINE" oh my god. I been in so many video shops just to find it and even in so many oxfams and charity shops and i can't find it. I want to watch all of it it's too good from all i'd seen. I want to understand the rest of the story. I want a copy so bad i cry for one i wish i can find on they should put them on TV why else should we have to pay TV LICENSE for really RUBBISH movies???? any one agree-
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8/10
So Fun!
ags12320 January 2020
A miscast Ryan O'Neal, doing his "What's Up, Doc?" befuddled professor shtick, inadvertently creates a sensation with his see-through jeans in this crazy mix of New York garment district denizens, stuffy academicians, gangsters, and opera singers. The gags are hit-and-miss but funny nonetheless. Great performances by Jack Warden, Fred Gwynne, Richard Kiel (doing his James Bond character, "Jaws"), and a very game Mariangela Melato. Enough laughs to make searching out this long forgotten film worthwhile.
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