St. Helens (1981)

Art Carney: Harry Truman

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• Harry Truman : [reading from his wife's recipe]  "Baste duck every twenty minutes in cherry sauce." Cherry sauce. Dammit, Edie, how can I baste the duck in cherry sauce when I'm all out of sauce? I guess I'm gonna have to make a load of sauce. If I had any cherries, I could make a load of sauce.

  [to his dog] 

  Harry Truman : What're YOU looking at? The least you could do is set the table!

• Harry Truman : HEY! Don't piss in my lake!

• Harry Truman : Who the hell are you?

  Lloyd Wagner : Lloyd Wagner, Chief of Operations of the USGS.

  Harry Truman : Where you from, fellow?

  Lloyd Wagner : Minneapolis.

  Harry Truman : Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Lloyd Wagner. In Skamania County, we've got three chiefs. And I'm two of 'em. Now get the hell out of my way, I want to go home.

  Lloyd Wagner : It's for your own good. I mean, we can't be responsible!

  Harry Truman : Don't shit me, buddy. I've got a turd in every pocket.