- Henry Hudson: [after being catapulted onto a chandelier] You are bad little people, you deserve to be short!
- Tiny: Now, it's four blocks north and the owner lives up over the pet shop and he'll let you in anytime. I bought a sheep there once.
- Otto Kriegling: [pointing his gun at Thorpe's crotch] You will cooperate, or I'll blow your brains out.