Zorro: The Gay Blade (1981)

Jorge Russek: Don Fernando

Quotes 

• [the landowners meet to elect a new Alcade. Each introduces himself to the others,] 

  Don Diego : Don Diego from San Fernando.

  Don Francisco : Don Francisco from San Jose.

  Don Fernando from San Diego : Don Fernando from San Diego.

  Don Jose : Don Jose from San Bernardino.

  Luis Obispo : Luis Obispo from Bakersfield.

• Don Fernando from San Diego : He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants.

  Florinda : I bet I could.