Zorro: The Gay Blade (1981)

Brenda Vaccaro: Florinda

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Quotes 

• Florinda : Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?

  Don Diego : Probably because he asked you and I did not.

• Florinda : [regarding Esteban]  Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year?

  Don Diego : Well, once a month is not so bad.

  Florinda : No, he makes love to me 12 times in one night and then, zip, nothing!

  Don Diego : Tell me, on that one night, does he eat anything special? Oysters? Raw eggs?

  Florinda : Garlic. A lot of garlic.

• Florinda : What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.

• Florinda : [hiding in a box, where Esteban's angry sword thrust has just narrowly missed skewering her breasts]  Thank goodness for small favors!

• Don Fernando from San Diego : He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants.

  Florinda : I bet I could.

• Esteban : [Referring to their annual lovemaking]  Do you know that little thing we do one night every year?

  Florinda : [Eagerly]  Yes! Oh, yes!

  Esteban : We still have three months to go!

  Florinda : You beast!