Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

Bette Davis: Doris Davermont

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• Doris Davermont : Well, don't you think we really ought to get to know each other all over again?

  Rigby Reardon : It's only been five years. You were about to serve me dinner when I had to leave.

  Doris Davermont : How stupid of me. You must be famished. I should have thought of it sooner. I'll get some coffee and sandwiches.

  Rigby Reardon : Coffee and sandwiches. Now I remembered Doris's famous stale-bread sandwiches. She'd buy day-old bread, and then toast it to cover up. I wonder if she's changed?

  Doris Davermont : The bread's none too fresh. Shall I toast it?

  Rigby Reardon : No thanks. I gave up stale toast for Lent.

  Doris Davermont : Lent?

  Rigby Reardon : Nothing!

  Rigby Reardon : Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. Then when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.