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Andrew : Dulcy's cute, Maxwell. What is she? Twelve years old? Thirteen? What?
Maxwell : She's twice that, Andrew! She's very experienced. She couldn't keep her hands off of me on the way up here.
Andrew : Oh, Jesus, when are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
Maxwell : You only live once, Andrew, you know that.
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Maxwell : Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew : Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose
Maxwell : You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew , Maxwell : Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell : He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew : Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell : But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew : I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.
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Maxwell : So, how did you and Leopold meet?
Ariel : We were both tourists at St. Peter's in Rome.
Maxwell : You picked her up at the Vatican, Leopold?
Ariel : My whole life I wanted to see the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Leopold : I met her in the Basilica before one of the lesser Madonnas. I couldn't resist the impulse to speak with this heavenly creature.
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Carstairs : [kiss] Oh, Maxwell.
[kiss]
Carstairs : Mmm.
[kiss]
Carstairs : Sweetheart, listen.
[kiss]
Carstairs : We can't go on like this.
Maxwell : Why not?
[kiss]
Carstairs : Mmm. Because my husband is beginning to realize there's nothing wrong with me.
[kiss]
Maxwell : It's medically sound to have periodic checkups.
[kiss]
Carstairs : Yes, but, not so many! The President doesn't have this kind of healthcare.
[puts back on her dress]
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Maxwell : Blue Moon Glow.
Ariel : That's exactly right! I'm amazed! I didn't think they sold it in this country.
Maxwell : Well, an old love of mine wore it - a ballerina from Spain.
Ariel : And the scent you're wearing, is that Bay Rum?
Maxwell : Yes! That's exactly right. From the - straight from the corner drug store. Well, we recognize each other's smells. In the Animal Kingdom, we'd be married.
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Andrew : You just lust after her, that's all. You're not in love with her. You want to sleep with her.
Maxwell : How could anyone just want to sleep with such a dream? Not that I don't. She's hot! She's very hot.
Andrew : I know.
Maxwell : You know, the ones that are incredible in bed are ones that are raised in a convent.
Andrew : Maxwell, do me a favor. Go play with your butterfly net.
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Maxwell : You know, you're not too over-educated to get a punch in the nose.
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Maxwell : How can you resist? The moon is full. You're about to be married forever. This is your last free night. Spend it with me. Not all of it. Ten minutes, just talking. I know if you knew me better, you'd like me. You don't want to get married with a nagging thought, "Maybe I should have, after all, it wasn't such a poker. Maybe if I'd given him ten minutes, against all odds, he would have changed my mind. Now, it's too late. Here, I am, the Professor's wife. Secure, it's true; yet, something's missing. Maybe if I'd acted." Regrets couldn't haunt you.
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Maxwell : I guess if marriage is the death of hope; then, the night before marriage, there's still hope.