Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

Robert Loggia: Bruno Langois

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• Marie Jouvet : I knew you were going to threaten me, but I didn't know how I was going to react. And you know something, I've surprised myself.

  Bruno Langois : Is that right?

  Marie Jouvet : Yes. Instead of scaring the wits out of me, you have made me angry. In fact, I can't remember when I've been so angry. I am a member of the press, and I will not be intimidated by you or by anybody else.

  Bruno Langois : [she grabs her drink and throws it on the ground]  Hey, now who's being melodramatic?

  Marie Jouvet : You call this melodramatic? Wait 'til I get home.

  Bruno Langois : What are you gonna do?

  Marie Jouvet : Faint or throw up. Maybe both. I won't know 'til I get there.

  Bruno Langois : Eight to five it's throw up.

  Marie Jouvet : You've got a bet.

• Bruno Langois : [watching Marie leave]  Gutsy lady.

  Arthur, Bruno's butler : Yes, indeed, sir.

  Bruno Langois : Great ass.

  Arthur, Bruno's butler : I, uh, didn't notice, sir.

  Bruno Langois : Arthur, there's an old saying. "Never bullshit a bullshitter."

  Arthur, Bruno's butler : Yes, of course, sir. Yes, uh-uh... great ass, indeed.

  Denise, Bruno's moll : [in the pool]  Bruno. Can I get out now?

  Bruno Langois : Yeah.

  Denise, Bruno's moll : [getting out]  I don't think she has such a great ass.

• Marie Jouvet : Now, tell me why you want me to lay off Clouseau?

  Bruno Langois : 'Cause I prefer things the way they are. Clouseau created a lot of problems. A smart lady like you could even find out he's still alive.

  Marie Jouvet : Or dead. I might even find out that someone killed him.

  Bruno Langois : You've got a beautiful face. Why do you want to stick it in where it doesn't belong?

  Marie Jouvet : Because it's my job.

  Bruno Langois : What good's your job, if you've gotta do your TV show from a hospital bed?

• Bruno Langois : Clouseau disappears. Business gets better.