Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)
Harold Berens: Hotel Clerk
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Quotes
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Hotel Clerk : [Clouseau rings the bell for service] Yes?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Do you have for me the 'massage'?
Hotel Clerk : Oh. You want a massage, ey?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : If you have one for me, yes.
Hotel Clerk : Here. Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block. Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And why should I do that?
Hotel Clerk : Well, you want a massage, don't you?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes, but I want it from you.
Hotel Clerk : Sir, I don't give massages.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : But you gave me one early this morning.
Hotel Clerk : Sir, you're mistaken.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Look! Don't you try the tricks anglais with me, Monsieur. I receieved a 'massage' this morning from Inspector Quinlan of the Yard of Scotland.
Hotel Clerk : The massage!
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And it was you that gave it to me.
Hotel Clerk : Message.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : What?
Hotel Clerk : You mean message.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic. Now do you, or do you not have for me, the 'massage'?
Hotel Clerk : No, Sir. For you, there is no massage.