Easy Money (1983)

Joe Pesci: Nicky Cerone

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Quotes 

• Saleslady : May I help you

  Monty : No, we're just browsing

  Saleslady : How long do you intend to browse

  Monty : that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.

  Saleslady : You don't look like browsers

  Nicky : Yeah, what do browsers look like.

  Monty : Yeah, maybe I'm half browser.

  Nicky : Yeah, on his mother's side.

• Monty : [about his Mother-In-Law]  She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...

  Nicky : Class.

• Nicky : [Belinda Capuletti playing violin]  What is that? Mozart?

  Belinda Capuletti : Scales.

  Nicky : Never heard of him.

• Monty : Good stuff!

  Nicky : It oughta be... I got it off a cop.

• Monty : [Nicky and Monty while browsing in Monahan's Antique shop]  Hey. what do they got in here? Antiques?

  Nicky : [seeing a quite elderly patron]  No, those are the customers.

• Nicky : Do you have any mens shirts for men?

  Monahan's Clerk : Have you tried the Army/Navy store?

  Monty : Ha ha ha very funny. One more word outta you and he gets it all right

  [pointing to the bald manikin] 

  Monty : Why dont you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.

  [refering to the manikin again] 

• Nicky Cerone : I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress!

• Monty : [after putting a six tier wedding cake in the back of Nicky's van]  It's not going to bounce around in there is it?

  Nicky : No, I got it wedged against the toilet.

• Nicky : Ho! can sombody help us here?

  Man behind the counter at Monahans : [bald man pops up from behind the counter]  I dont think so

  Monty : [talking to the bald manikin]  I tell you my friend here

  [stops and looks at the man behind the counter] 

  Monty : I tell you my friend here is looking for a shirt.

  Nicky : Yeah something in a dark black?