The Lords of Discipline (1983)
Mitchell Lichtenstein: Tradd St. Croix
Quotes
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Dante 'Pig' Pignetti : It's always 'fuck, shit, piss' all the time around here, I mean, if she could hear it, it would embarrass her.
[looks at a picture of his girlfriend]
Will : But Pig, this is a photograph.
Dante 'Pig' Pignetti : I know that!
Will : It can't see, smell, hear, taste. Right? Mark... Now Mr. Santoro, if you please, address a few obscene remarks to this totally inanimate photograph.
Mark : Jesus, would you look at the tits on that bitch!
Will : Pig, how we doin'?
[Pig is trying to control himself]
Will : Tradd?
Tradd : My, would I dearly love to play a little 'hide the sausage' with that spectacular piece of wop-ass.
Will : Pig?
Dante 'Pig' Pignetti : She... She can't hear ya!
Will : That a boy!
[Takes the picture]
Will : Hi baby. How'd you like a hot flesh injection with the old pork-sword, huh? Nine inches of steaming conga up that tight little...
Dante 'Pig' Pignetti : I'M GONNA KILL YA!