The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Warwick Sims: Drunk Test Policeman

Quotes 

• Drunk Test Policeman : Now, juggle these, do a tap dance, and sing the Catalina Magdalena Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song.

  Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : Goddam, your drunk tests are hard!

• Drunk Test Policeman : [Seeing Dr Hfuhruhurr's dead wife in his car]  Wait! She's not drunk, she's dead!

  Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : Dead? My God, I better get her to a cemetery right away!