Strange Brew (1983)

David Beard: The Judge

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• Claude Elsinore : And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.

  The Judge : For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding."

  Claude Elsinore : Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.

• [Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony] 

  Bob McKenzie : I do.

  Doug McKenzie : I do.

  Bob McKenzie : I guess we're married, clerk.

  Doug McKenzie : Oh.

  Bob McKenzie : Where's the honeymoon?

  The Judge : Order, Order!

  Bob McKenzie : Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.

  Doug McKenzie : Don't make me laugh, eh.

  The Judge : I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!

  Bob McKenzie : He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.

  [Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]