Stroker Ace (1983)
Burt Reynolds: Stroker Ace
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Quotes
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Charlie : What's so bad about second?
Stroker Ace , Lugs Harvey : Screw Second!
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Stroker Ace : [asking about the previous night's encounter between Torkle and Pembrook] What DID happen between you two?
Pembrook Feeney : [Pembrook and Lugs roll out from under Stroker's race car on creepers] He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.
[Pembrook rolls back under the car]
Stroker Ace : Scrotum?
Lugs Harvey : What's a scrotum?
Stroker Ace : I dunno.
Lugs Harvey : I think I'll find out.
[Lugs rolls back under the car]
Lugs Harvey : Pembrook, what's a scr...
[sound of tools crashing]
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Stroker Ace : What are you doin' now, Dad?
Dad Seegle : Oh, I make jewelry.
[Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook]
Stroker Ace : Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?
Dad Seegle : Organic matter? Manure.
Stroker Ace : Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.
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Man in Bar : Come on, damnit, we wanna hear a *cluck*!
Stroker Ace : Who gives a cluck?
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Stroker Ace : [Punches Aubrey James] Take that, 12.
Lugs Harvey , Pembrook Feeney : 10.
Stroker Ace : Whatever.
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Stroker Ace : The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
NASCAR Driver : You never can, can you?
Stroker Ace : Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
NASCAR Driver : I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
Stroker Ace : Good idea, Neil.
[Aubrey drives up]
Stroker Ace : Well, speak of the devil.
Aubrey James : Mr. Bonnett. Stroker.
Stroker Ace : Hello, Audrey.
Aubrey James : Aubrey!
Stroker Ace : Whatever.
Aubrey James : You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow.
Stroker Ace : I know your name; Audrey Meadows.
Aubrey James : Audrey JAMES! AUBREY James! Shmuck!
[Drives off]
NASCAR Driver : Stick him in the wall.
Stroker Ace : I'm Gonna.
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Stroker Ace : Lugs, who's driving number 10?
Lugs Harvey : What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!
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Stroker Ace : I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.
Doc Seegle : Well, they are. But I like'em.
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Stroker Ace : It's useless to step on the brakes when your car is upside down.