Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza (1983)
Karl Dall: Karl, Exzellenz Gobrukin
Quotes
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Karl : Can you tell me where I can meet the famous schlager star Linda Lu?
Slowly , Frankie : Not important.
Karl : She had that big hit "Babababaloubalouloulou".
Slowly : Sorry but I'm more fond of classical music, like Bach, Mozart and stuff.
Karl : Mozart? That's the one who invented those chocolate balls.
Frankie : Yes, always when he didn't come up with music he baked his balls.
Karl : They taste delicious. Tell him that when you see him.
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Harald : Rita? So you already call my wife "Rita"? How do you know her? How long does it last already?
Karl : I don'T know your wife, she was recommended to me.
Harald : Recommended? So now they recommend my own wife? Is she good? Well? Tell me: is she good?
[pulls down Karl's suspenders]
Karl : I don't find it funny. What if I tell you.
Harald : Don't say ot or I break all your bones. What do you want from my wife?
Karl : A room.
Harald : A room? You want to sleep with my Rita?
Karl : No.
Harald : No? Why? Don't you like her? Isn't she beautiful enough for you?
Karl : But I don't know her at all. I just want a room for myself, all alone.
Harald : A room. Well, man why didn't you say that to me right away?
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Restaurantgast #1 : Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Karl : [takes the fly out of the soup with his bare hands] Not anymore.
Restaurantgast #2 : Mr. Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
Karl : You can eat it, the cook has more of them.
Restaurantgast #3 : Mr. Waiter, what can you recommend me?
Karl : Another restaurant.
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Karl : I'm very happy with my appearance.
Excellency Gobroukin : No wonder. You look like me. But think of me: I look like you.
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Karl : I'm going to Ibiza.
Vater : We don't have pizza. We have kale here.
