Yellowbeard (1983)

Marty Feldman: Gilbert

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Quotes 

• Gilbert : Where did you hide the treasure, exactly?

  Yellowbeard : You won't catch me with those trick questions.

• Captain Hughes : Wait a minute! What is that?

  Gilbert : It's a crocodile, sir.

  Captain Hughes : What's it for?

  Gilbert : Well, um... each sailor is allowed, by tradition, a pet, sir.

  Captain Hughes : One pet per sailor, parrots preferred.

  Gilbert : Well, we like clubbed together, as it were, if you take my drift, sir.

  Captain Hughes : That's bigger than three parrots.

  Gilbert : Not if they're in cages, sir.

  Captain Hughes : Open it up.

  Gilbert : Open it up?

  Captain Hughes : Open it up! There are buttons down the side.

  [Gilbert opens the crocodile. Rosie the prostitute is smiling inside] 

  Captain Hughes : The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck is now a proven scientific fact.

  Gilbert : Nice try, Rosie.

  Rosie : [Rosie walks off and stops a sailor carrying a sheep towards the ship]  Shouldn't bother, love. They're fairly strict on this one.