- Martin Bryce: [describing the road in which he lives, giving a laugh like he's pleased with his joke] We're a very close close.
- Martin Bryce: [Everything is going wrong while he's attempting to spring clean the house in one day] It's not me, it's them.
- Paul Ryman: Who?
- Martin Bryce: [Stressed] Things! Everything in this house has ganged up on me today!