G.I. Joe (1985–1986)
Christopher Collins: Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Ripper, Breaker, Crimson Guard, Patrick O'Hara, Steeler, Cobra Officer, Cobra Officer #2, Cobra Trooper #1, Computer, Cossack, Dr. Hibbentrope, Farmer #1, Frostbite, Horus, M.P. #1, Man, Mean Guy, Robot, Set, Snakeling, Soviet General, Tele-Viper
Quotes
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Cobra Commander : As of now, your little project is deader than disco! Hmmm... Deader than disco... I like that... I would have made a great stand-up comedian.
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[Lady Jaye has beaten Gung Ho at a contest where the loser has to make dinner]
Stalker : What did you do that for, Lady Jaye? He'll make us eat that homemade Cajun gumbo of his!
Recondo : Yeah! Last time we used it to fuel the Skystrikers!
Gung Ho : Gumbo builds muscles! Right, Doc?
Doc : Well, it's certainly given you a cast-iron stomach!
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Destro : Using the full power of the laser core on Washington could leave us vulnerable to counter-attack!
Zartan : Nonsense! There is no possible way for G.I. Joe to resist the Weather Dominator!
Destro : I will not have my opinions questioned by a penny-ante quick-change artist!
Cobra Commander : What would you have me do with Washington, Destro? Pepper it with spitballs?
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Cobra Commander : What are you doing? Advance! Adva...
[grenade explodes]
Cobra Commander : Cobra retreat. *Retreat*!
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Zartan : [returning with the explosive gas] Why isn't Cobra Commander here to witness my triumph?
Baroness : He's being interviewed for TV!
Cobra Commander : [talking to Hector Ramirez] Then after leading a mutiny at my military academy ...
[Ramirez is falling asleep]
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Cobra Commander : NO! G.I. Joe was ready for us! How dare they anticipate my strategy?
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Gung Ho : [jumping on Cobra Commander] Give me!
Cobra Commander : Get off me, you moron!
Gung Ho : Give me the disk!
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Shipwreck : I always said you couldn't tell your face from a hole in the ground!
Cobra Commander : I will not allow such impertinence! Especially from an
[shouts]
Cobra Commander : enlisted man!
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Gung Ho : [shooting at dinosaur] C'mon, at least ACT like it hurts!
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[Talking about Sgt. Slaughter]
Cobra Commander : That man has the constitutionality of a vending machine.
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Shipwreck : Do you expect me to talk, Cobra?
Cobra Commander : No. We expect you to fry!
Shipwreck : I was afraid you'd say that!
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Cobra Commander : Morons! I have morons on my payroll!
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Cobra Commander : I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
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Gung Ho : Every Cobra trooper in the world was hidden in that mountain!
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Cobra Commander : She's bluffing! She'd never risk destroying you! I on the other hand, have no such qualms about eliminating her!
[cackles]
Duke : [enraged] You wish!
[reaches over the seat and starts strangling Cobra Commander]
