- Kermit: [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk.
- Piggy Pardon: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. IT'S HORRIBLE. AAAAAHHHHHH.
- Lepre-Kermit: All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky.
- Fozzie: But I'm not lucky.
- Lepre-Kermit: Of course not, that's what you need a four-leaf clover for. Hmm, you do have a problem don't you?
- Reporter: Mr. President, what do you plan to do about the high cost of living?
- Kermit: Good question. I guess I'll have to get my allowance raised.
- [Piggy has tossed Gonzo away by the nose]
- Gonzo: [dazed] Woo-hoo. She touched my nose. I think she's in love.