Angel (1983)

Dick Shawn: Mae

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Quotes 

• Mae : Give a man something to suck on and he's happy.

• Mae : Sweetheart, I thought they busted you.

  Molly Stewart/Angel : I had porky made out the minute I got in the car.

• Lana : I don't know about you girls but I wanna get the hell out of this town. Somewhere there's clean air where you can breathe. I don't know, maybe Tahiti?

  Molly Stewart/Angel : Tahiti? Why Tahiti?

  Mae : Because the men use their dicks for oars.

• Mae : [waving to Angel]  Don't let fatso go yet!

  [to Vice Cop] 

  Mae : Why don't you go home now and spank your monkey, numb nuts?

• Mae : It's lean out there tonight.

  Molly Stewart/Angel : It's the murders, Mae. It's got the Johns scared.

  Crystal : Why should the Johns be scared? It's the hookers that are getting killed.

  Mae : Ever see a man try to run away with his pants wrapped around his ankles?

• Molly Stewart/Angel : Do you have any idea what they do to unclaimed bodies?

  Kit Carson : No, I don't reckon I do.

  Molly Stewart/Angel : Oh, well... I don't know either but whatever it is, it can't be good.

  Mae : Well, we better get over there before she ends up in the tomb for the unknown hooker.

• Mae : Remind me never to get murdered!

• Mae : When I was a kid my father warned me. He said, Rachel don't ever play cards with a Jewish dyke. They cheat!

  Solly Mosler : Eh, eat my puff will ya!

  Mae : Puff?

• Patricia Allen : I meant to ask you... that dress. Saks?

  Mae : I. Magnin's.

  Patricia Allen : Oh! Stunning.

  Mae : Thank you. I got it on sale.

• Patricia Allen : Listen, I don't know whose mother you are, but you're not Molly's.

  Mae : I'm not?

  Patricia Allen : No.

• Lt. Andrews : You had no business being at the morgue! What the hell did you expect to accomplish?

  Molly Stewart/Angel : We've got a right to claim the body. We're the only family she has!

  Lt. Andrews : I can appreciate that, Angel, but I don't make the rules.

  Kit Carson : You mean to say there ain't no exception?

  Lt. Andrews : Look, there's nothing I can do about it. It's the law!

  Mae : Then the law sucks!

  Molly Stewart/Angel : You people got Lana in an icebox while you sit on your... She needs to be buried, but you don't give a damn! You got no feelings inside! Because you're nothing but a damn cop!

  [rises] 

  Molly Stewart/Angel : Come on, Mae, Kit... let's get out of here!

  Mae : Remind me never to get murdered!

  [tosses back scarf so that it hits door in front of Kit's face as they leave] 

• Mae : Two blind lesbians lost in a fish market. THAT is crazy. Get it?