Cannonball Run II (1984)

Burt Reynolds: J.J. McClure

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Quotes 

• CHP Officer : What are you boys trying to pull?

  J.J. McClure : There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.

  CHP Officer : Well, why Connecticut?

  J.J. McClure : They ran out.

• Fenderbaum : It's General Patton and general admission.

  [He and Blake laugh] 

  J.J. McClure : Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.

• Captain Chaos : J.J... Long time, no see.

  J.J. McClure : Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.

  Captain Chaos : Have no fear, 'Him' is here.

• J.J. McClure : I need a girl.

  Victor : Yeah, me too.

  J.J. McClure : You?

  Victor : Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.

  J.J. McClure : Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but...

  [Both laugh] 

  J.J. McClure : Just kidding.

• Victor : [J.J. has just performed a dangerous stunt]  I figured it out. If we do this ten times a day, by the end of the year, we'll be billionaires.

  [Victor tears up a telegram] 

  J.J. McClure : What is that?

  Victor : Oh, don't worry about that. It's the Cannonball race. It's on again. A million dollars is the first prize. But don't you worry, we'll be billionaires.

  [J.J. picks up a handful of hay and stuffs it into Victor's mouth] 

  Victor : What did I say?

  J.J. McClure : You want me to do this ten times a day?

  Victor : Nine?

  [J.J. stuffs another handful of hay in his mouth] 

  Victor : What a grouch!

• J.J. McClure : What line did you say you were from?

  Betty : The Order of Imaculate Chastity.

  Victor : The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...

  Veronica : You have to read the New Testament. In fact, it's not even the New Testament. It's the New... uh...

  Betty : New Wave.