Cannonball Run II (1984)

Jamie Farr: The Sheik

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Quotes 

• Shiek : Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

• King : How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?

  Shiek : He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.

  The Slapper : Nine.

• King : I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.

  Shiek : But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.

  King : So, buy one.

• Slim : Okay, you'll tell us.

  Blake : We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.

  Tony : Only a moron would back up a race like that!

  Shiek : [the Shiek enters]  Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.

  Shiek : [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis]  Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!

  Shiek : [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money]  Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!

  Blake : [the Shiek leaves]  That was the moron.

  Caesar : You know, these liars could be telling the truth.

• [last lines] 

  King : Once again, you have brought shame and disgrace on our tribe by not winning the Cannonball Run.

  Shiek : But, father. There was this doctor in the car! He tried to give me a

  [mimics injecting a hypodermic needle] 

  Shiek : It was his mix!

  King : I warn you. Tomorrow's race is the last Cannonball I am financing. If you do not win, do not bother to come home.

  Shiek : Father, don't worry! I can't lose! I have hired the winner of this Cannonball to be my co-driver in the next one. I would like you to meet him. I have told him so much about you.

  [the King looks intrigued and gives an approving nod. The Shiek leads him to the car] 

  Shiek : Excuse me, mister. I would like you to meet my pop!

  [He opens the door, revealing the chimp. The chimp grabs the King and kisses him]