Hardbodies (1984)

Sorrells Pickard: Ashby

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• Ashby : [sings country-style with guitar]  She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."

• Scotty Palmer : You guys fags?

  Hunter : Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

  Rounder : To dialog them.

  Ashby : And BBD them.

• Ashby : Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time.

• Ashby : Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here.

  Hair Stylist : Whatever turns you on, Tex.

• Ashby : Michelle, what do you do?

  Michelle : Well, that all depends on who I'm with.

• Lana : Southern Comfort? Is that your handle?

  Ashby : Yeah. I'm a little aged but I go down smooth.

• Ashby : Fertilizers my game. I own a manure factory in Texas.

  Michelle : You mean, like...

  Ashby : Cow shit. Yeah. A hundred per cent, grade A, finger-lickin' good, pasture patties - to sprinkle on your rose bushes.

• Michelle : Robert E. Lee.

  Ashby : Ma'am?

  Michelle : You remind me of Robert E. Lee. I like to nickname my men before I fuck them.