Hardbodies (1984)

Gary Wood: Hunter

Quotes 

• Scotty Palmer : I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

  Hunter : Dialogued them?

  Scotty Palmer : Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

  Hunter : BBD?

  Rounder : That's not like herpes, is it?

  Scotty Palmer : BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

• Scotty Palmer : You guys fags?

  Hunter : Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

  Rounder : To dialog them.

  Ashby : And BBD them.

• Hunter : Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.

• Hunter : Tit for tat.

  Kristi : My tits for whose tat.

• Hunter : I spill no wine before it's time.

  Rounder : You're a sick man.

• Scotty Palmer : Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.

  Hunter : How about a "J" for jerkoff?

• Hunter : Party time! Ba-ba!

• Scotty Palmer : Hey, you know that thing is like a magnet for hardbodies.

  Rounder : Hardbodies?

  Hunter : What's a hardbody?

  Scotty Palmer : Hardbodies - you know, little foxes down on the beach.

• Candy : Oh, Hunter, give me your big, throbbing love bud. My flower needs watering.

  Hunter : Oh, I'm going to hydrate your flower like you can't believe.

• Hunter : What the hell is a matter with you? Am I crazy? One minute you beg me for it and the next minute I can't touch you.

  Candy : I'm sorry. I like lots of foreplay.

  Hunter : For how long? A week?

• Farnsey : Un-fucking believable. It makes those bimbos in Vegas look like corn-fed hogs. I got to learn how you do it.

  Hunter : Of course you do, Farns. And so does every other lonely guy out there in America.

  Rounder : It's a natural for cable TV.