Hot Dog... The Movie (1983)

Robert Fuhrmann: Rick Lauter

Quotes 

• Race Official : [at the top of the jump ramp]  What's your jump?

  Harkin Banks : The Kick-Ass Blaster.

  Race Official : I've never heard of that, what is it?

  Harkin Banks : It's my jump.

  Race Official : Well you'll have to tell me what it is before I can let you go down.

  Harkin Banks : It's a twistin' triple.

  Race Official : A twistin' triple? I've never even *seen* one of those done before. Are you qualified to do that?

  Harkin Banks : We'll I'm gonna do it.

  Race Official : [shakes his head]  Allright... go ahead.

  Harkin Banks : [smiles and skiis off] 

• Race Official : [at the top of the ski jump]  What's your jump?

  Rudy : [growls]  A lay-tuck-tuck triple.

  Race Official : [into his walkie talkie]  I got Garmish up here... he's gonna throw a triple.

  Rudy : [growls louder]  A lay-tuck-tuck triple!

  Race Official : [smirks]  Whenever you're ready.

  Rudy : [skiis off] 

• Race Official : And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.