Micki + Maude (1984)
Ann Reinking: Micki Salinger
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Quotes
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Micki Salinger : [during labor] I'll need a phone.
Admissions clerk : A phone in the labor room?
Micki Salinger : Yes, and I don't suppose I could have a stenographer in the labor room?
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Nurse Mary Verbeck : [telling a spaced out Micki about Rob's infidelity] I have some bad news, Mrs. Salinger. Dr. Fibel and I... how shall I put this. Dr. Fibel and I...
Micki Salinger : It's okay, I know.
Nurse Mary Verbeck : You do?
Micki Salinger : Yes.
Nurse Mary Verbeck : And you don't mind?
Micki Salinger : Why should I mind?
Nurse Mary Verbeck : Frankly, I'm shocked.
Micki Salinger : What am I supposed to do cancel surgery because my doctor's having an affair with his nurse?
Nurse Mary Verbeck : What?
Micki Salinger : [laughing hysterically] You're having an affair with Dr. Fibel.
Nurse Mary Verbeck : What on earth are you talking about? I'm not that kind of woman and neither is Dr. Fibel.
Rob Salinger : [Nurse Verbeck leaves the room in a huff and Rob steps in to find Micki laughing away] Micki, Micki, is everything all right in here?
Micki Salinger : Oh, Rob, did you noticed that Nurse Verbeck is just a little bit menopausal?
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Micki Salinger : Get off the bed, kitty.
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Micki Salinger : [to Rob about Maude] You've been sleeping with her the same way Fibel's been sleeping with Verbeck!
Dr. Elliot Fibel : [in the operating room] Knock that woman out!
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Micki Salinger : [on the way to the doctor's office] Does a sonogram hurt?
Rob Salinger : Only if it's a singing sonogram.
Micki Salinger : [chuckles] Hee hee.
Rob Salinger : [singing] Oh, you're a pregnant mother. You're in the club again. You've got one in the oven, now it's coming down the lane.
Micki Salinger : Oh!
[laughs]