The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Poster

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Animal, Bert, Cookie Monster, Ocean Breeze Soap Board Member, Sam the Eagle, Baby Piggy, Baby Fozzie, Baby Animal

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  • Roller Skater : Could I have my skates back, please?

    Kermit the Frog : Hey, hey just a second. How did you know about that "toupe"?

    Miss Piggy : None of your beeswax!

    Kermit the Frog : Hey, have you been spying on me?

    Roller Skater : I'll unlace them, while you fight. It's no trouble.

    Kermit the Frog : Piggy! Have you been spying on me?

    Miss Piggy : Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.

    Roller Skater : You two-timing her?

    Kermit the Frog : No, that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend, and she's been trying to help me sell the show.

    Miss Piggy : Ha!

    Roller Skater : [to Piggy]  He's gotta sell the show.

    [to Kermit] 

    Roller Skater : What show?

    Miss Piggy : Well if she is just a friend then what about the... the huggies?

    Kermit the Frog : What?

    Roller Skater : [shocked]  The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies?

    Miss Piggy : You know maybe, maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better if we had never have met. Then, then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence.

    [sobbing] 

    Kermit the Frog : Oh gee.

    Roller Skater : See what the huggies'll getcha?

  • [Gonzo uses mouth-to-mouth resuicitation on his chicken] 

    Miss Piggy : Gonzo, is Camilla all right?

    Gonzo : Yeah, but I think we're engaged!

  • Kermit the Frog : [whispering]  Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.

    Miss Piggy : [laughs] 

    The Minister : [singing]  Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?

    Miss Piggy : [singing]  I do.

    The Minister : [singing]  Do you, Froggie, take this pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?

    Kermit the Frog : [hesitantly singing]  Well... I...

    The Minister : [singing]  Do you?

    Kermit the Frog : [as everyone else listens intently for his decision; still singing]  Well... I do.

    The Minister : [singing]  Then because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you Frog and Pig.

  • Miss Piggy : Oh, dear Lord! Not jogging!

  • Miss Piggy : [Kermit is suffering from amnesia]  I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog - and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

    Miss Piggy : With you? In love with a pig? Ha, ha! Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Ha-ha ha-ha-ha! Maybe you expect me to go - *hog-wild*? Ha-ha ha-ha-ha! Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Ha-ha ha-ha-ha! Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink! Ha-ha-ha!

    Miss Piggy : Cancel the show! Hi-yah!

    [Karate chops Kermit] 

  • Baby Kermit : [Muppet Babies, singing]  She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too.

    [to Kermit] 

    Miss Piggy : And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

    Fozzie Bear : Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa!

    Scooter : And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!

    Rowlf : She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes...

    Gonzo : ...and practice neurosurgery on your brain!

  • Fozzie Bear : Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?

    Kermit the Frog : What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show! Come on, everyone!

  • [at the beginning of the movie during the play, Animal chases a young lady up a seating aisle] 

    Animal : WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

    [he turns around and looks at the audience] 

    Animal : WOMAN! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • [On seeing Beth] 

    Fozzie Bear : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.

  • Miss Piggy : I spied because I care!

    Kermit the Frog : Well I care, too!

    Miss Piggy : Well, *why* don't you say so?

    Kermit the Frog : I JUST DID!

    Miss Piggy : ALL RIGHT!

    [They start screaming, then try to catch their breath] 

    Roller Skater : Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em, anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.

  • [after having Beth snuggle up to him] 

    Fozzie Bear : K-k-kermit...

  • Rizzo the Rat : [Rizzo walks by with a plate of food]  Gangway! Coming through! Hey, watch it, will ya?

    Fozzie Bear : Hey, that waiter's a rat!

    Floyd : I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.

  • Fozzie Bear : So the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room. Well, now, the panda bear is just sitting there, he thinks to himself , "This is odd". And then, what do you know, the phone rings. You know who it is? It's the polar bear, and the polar bear. he says to the panda bear, "I didn't know it was a koala bear!" Get it? "Koala?" Wocka wocka!

  • Gonzo : Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects like exploding socks.

    Janice : Oh, Gonzo, like that's a really lame idea.

    Gonzo : Oh, yeah?

    Floyd : Hey man, stop yelling at her.

    Fozzie : He wasn't yelling.

    Gonzo : Yes, I was.

    Scooter : Oh, Gonzo, don't make trouble.

  • Scooter : Why don't we take 'Manhattan Melodies' to New York.

    Rowlf : What?

    Fozzie Bear : Yeah. Broadway is dying to get a great musical like this.

    Miss Piggy : [dreamily]  Broadway?

  • Scooter : Listen. Listen, all I'm saying is maybe it's time we went out on our own.

    Fozzie Bear : You mean, out on our own alone? Without even each other even?

  • Kermit the Frog : Piggy. Listen, what's going on?

    Miss Piggy : Well, vous is certainly looking different now. No gold chains, no shirt cut to the navel, no toupee. Hmph. Quelle différence.

    Kermit the Frog : What's with all this French stuff?

    Miss Piggy : Uh. By sheer chance, I happened to learn French and get a job interpreting at the UN.

  • Baby Piggy : [singing]  Gonna be a movie star, And I'm gonna learn To drive a car, Gonna be a veterinarian too, And I'm gonna always love you...

  • Baby Piggy : [singing]  I'll be the cutest model you ever saw, Then I think I'll study criminal law...

  • Miss Piggy : Excuse me. *I* will get it. After all, moi am a waitress. Hmm.

  • Kermit the Frog : That's it. That's what's missing from the show. That's what we need. More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever. You're not gonna watch the show, you'll be in the show. Come on, everybody.

    Kermit the Frog , Miss Piggy , Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Camilla , Scooter , Rowlf : [singing]  Look at us, Here we are, Right where we belong, The curtain's up, And the lights are bright, And they're playing our old song

    Kermit the Frog : What better place, Could anyone be?

  • Baby Fozzie : [singing]  Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!

    Baby Fozzie , Baby Gonzo Honeydew : Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahua!

    Baby Fozzie , Baby Gonzo Honeydew , Baby Scooter : Mama, dada, poop poop, chihuahuahua! Hua hau hau hau!

See also

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