The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984) Poster

Tawny Kitaen: Gwendoline

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  • Willard : [Willard, Beth and Gwendoline are tied up at the Cheops's encampment]  Gwendoline, have you ever made love?

    Gwendoline : No.

    Willard : I can't let you die without making love. Here, move as close as you can.

    [They can't reach each other. Willard picks up a straw with his teeth and begins gently poking Gwendoline's face with it] 

  • Gwendoline : Beth, how do you make love to a man?

    Beth : Oh, Gwendoline, making love to a man is much easier than fighting five guards with your hands tied behind your back!

    Gwendoline : Oh.

    Beth : You remember the other night with Willard? Well it's the same thing but kind of not the same thing...

    Gwendoline : I'm just worried that I'll get everything wrong!

  • Gwendoline : [Gwendoline and Willard are grappling over a precipice]  Go on, let me fall! But it'll be your name I scream on the way down.

    Willard : What?

    Gwendoline : That's right, I belong to you body and soul.

    [She falls] 

    Willard : Wait, Gwendoline, I don't say that kind of thing! No! Gwendoline, I love you!

    Gwendoline : [She is squatting on an outcrop, smiling]  I hope that was sincere!

  • Gwendoline : In the Yik Yak, isn't there an enormous crevice with smoking gas coming up through it?

  • Willard : Feel like dying?

    Gwendoline : When I'm close to you, I feel safe!

    Willard : Well, that's funny. When I'm with you, I feel just the opposite!

  • Gwendoline : Tom, you come with me. And you... go take a bath. You stink.

  • Gwendoline : How did you know?

    Willard : Call it instinct. I'm infallible.

  • Gwendoline : Black, you help us; Red, you'll never see us again!

  • Gwendoline : He was wonderful, Beth. Big blue eyes! Long white hands!

  • Beth : [reunited]  Miss... Oh, Miss... Those dirty sons of bitches! How dare they touch you!

    Gwendoline : They tore my dress...

    Beth : Oh, look at that...

    Gwendoline : Will you help me mend it? My mother gave it to me.

  • Gwendoline : I'll never forget what you've done for us!

    Willard : If I ever see either one of you again, you'll wish I hadn't!

  • Gwendoline : Haven't you ever been in love with anyone before?

    Willard : Yes. With every woman in the world, except you. No one tells me the way to live my life. I live my life the way I choose.

    Gwendoline : I'm not asking you to change.

  • Willard : [they're still tagging him, and he sighs]  What did I tell you?

    Gwendoline : My father's in danger.

    Willard : With a daughter like you, I'm not surprised. Know how to swim?

    Gwendoline : No...

    Willard : Start learning!

    [tosses her into the ocean] 

  • Gwendoline : [all three of them lying hogtied]  Willard? Will you forgive me?

    Willard : Oh, ask me anything, but don't ask me that. I don't wanna sleep badly my last night on earth!

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