Purple Hearts (1984)

Stephen Lee: Wizard

Quotes 

• Don Jardian : I want to get so deep inside of her, I can't stand it.

  Wizard : Well, you're horny.

  Don Jardian : No. Yes! No.

• Don Jardian : She's got these incredible eyes.

  Wizard : Yeah? They're round.

• Wizard : Why you asshole. Who'd you meet? Some hooker? Is that it? Oh, that's it, isn't it? A little pussy brain! Yeah, how could I have missed it. Me, a trained physician. And it's pussy brain. Pussy brain!

  Don Jardian : Finished? She's not a hooker. She's a nurse.

  Wizard : Oh, great. Oh, listen, I really don't care who she is. I don't really care what she looks like. I don't care if she gets your dick so hard that you can crack walnuts.

• Don Jardian : I realized something three days ago. There's no safe place to hide here. Not in this whole stinkin' country. They can shoot you right out of the sky. They can drop a mortar right here... tonight. So what's the difference?

  Wizard : What's the difference? There may not be any safe places; but, Don, there are some truly *shitty* places.

• Wizard : I hope she was worth it! Dumb, horny bastard.