Purple Hearts (1984)

Ken Wahl: Don Jardian

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• Zuma : Are you going to eat that rice?

  Don Jardian : I had to kill a man to get this rice.

  Zuma : Yeah, and the whole fucking valley heard you do it, too.

• Don Jardian : I think we owe ourselves a drink. What do you say? You got a O Club around here or something?

  Deborah Solomon : Can I get personal, doctor?

  Don Jardian : Sure.

  Deborah Solomon : Well, you're really filthy - and you really stink.

• Don Jardian : I want to get so deep inside of her, I can't stand it.

  Wizard : Well, you're horny.

  Don Jardian : No. Yes! No.

• Don Jardian : I want to sleep with you.

  Deborah Solomon : His fever spiked and he went into convulsions and he died 20 minutes ago.

  Don Jardian : I said I want to sleep with you.

  Deborah Solomon : That'll solve everything?

  Don Jardian : Now it will.

  Deborah Solomon : It's not my style, doctor.

• Don Jardian : She's got these incredible eyes.

  Wizard : Yeah? They're round.

• Wizard : Why you asshole. Who'd you meet? Some hooker? Is that it? Oh, that's it, isn't it? A little pussy brain! Yeah, how could I have missed it. Me, a trained physician. And it's pussy brain. Pussy brain!

  Don Jardian : Finished? She's not a hooker. She's a nurse.

  Wizard : Oh, great. Oh, listen, I really don't care who she is. I don't really care what she looks like. I don't care if she gets your dick so hard that you can crack walnuts.

• Don Jardian : What's the matter? Don't you like guys?

  Deborah Solomon : Oh, that's good. I suppose if I was a guy you'd want to go out and get drunk and throw up?

  Don Jardian : Yeah - and get laid.

  Deborah Solomon : And it wouldn't mean spit.

  Don Jardian : It would mean we're alive.

  Deborah Solomon : No, it would mean you were hiding from being alive.

• Deborah Solomon : Funny, I never would have figured you for a bowel man.

  Don Jardian : You're right. Damn, you're on a roll now.

  Deborah Solomon : I'd say plastic. A quick face lift. Tee off at 1PM. Do a few noses, tummy tucks. Tit jobs! I hear they're getting very big.

  Don Jardian : Ah, lower.

  Deborah Solomon : Lower. Of course, that's where the real money is.

  Don Jardian : And the fun.

  Deborah Solomon : Have any idea on what a good set of stirrups costs these days, doctor?

• Don Jardian : I realized something three days ago. There's no safe place to hide here. Not in this whole stinkin' country. They can shoot you right out of the sky. They can drop a mortar right here... tonight. So what's the difference?

  Wizard : What's the difference? There may not be any safe places; but, Don, there are some truly *shitty* places.

• Don Jardian : I'm tired. Disgusted. All I want is to feel a warm, live body next to me.

  Deborah Solomon : No you don't. You don't want to feel anything.

• Don Jardian : They don't even get any symptoms or anything. No drip. No nothin'. Then one day, all of the sudden - your pecker falls off.

• Don Jardian : All right, who's next?

  Hanes : Doc, we better get in the tunnel. It's gettin' closer.

  Don Jardian : What about the rest of these guys? Who's next?

  Hanes : They're all dead, Doc.

• Don Jardian : Sponge me, please.