Romancing the Stone (1984)

Rodrigo Puebla: Bad Hombre

Quotes 

• Jack Colton : I understand you have a car. We would like to buy it or rent it, we need to get to a town.

  Juan : What do you call this I'm living in, a pigsty?

  Jack Colton : Oh, no this is great...

  Juan : Hit the road.

  Jack Colton : No, senor, see we...

  Juan : Hit-the-road.

  Jack Colton : But we...

  Juan : [points a gun at him]  Vaya con dios, gringo.

  Jack Colton : [Jack and Joan back off and turn around, to find that all of Juan's men have pulled guns on them too]  Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one.

  Juan : Joan Wilder... Joan Wilder? *The* Joan Wilder?

  [lowering gun, opening door and walking out] 

  Juan : You are Joan Wilder, the novelist?

  Joan Wilder : Well, yes, I am.

  Juan : I read your books! I read all your books!

  [turning to his men, in Spanish] 

  Juan : This is Joan Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays!

  Bad Hombre : [awestruck]  Juanita... Juanita, it's Juanita!

  [all the men put away their guns and wave enthusiastically]