Sheena (1984)

Donovan Scott: Fletcher

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• Fletcher : You're not gonna believe this, Vic. I just saw a blond.

  Vic Casey : A blond what?

  Fletcher : A blonde blond, a girl! She was swinging in the trees.

  Vic Casey : You mean a blond gorilla?

  Fletcher : I know the difference between a gorilla and a girl.

• Vic Casey : [leading Fletcher as he films the King's dinner party]  Follow the pigs... . watch the boobs coming into the right of your frame.

  Fletcher : Boobs? What kind of talk is that?

  Vic Casey : As in tits. Zanda, the King's sweetie with the network, remember?

  Fletcher : I see what you mean.

  Vic Casey : Yeah.

  Fletcher : Oh boy, do I see what you mean.

• Vic Casey : [on phone]  Baby, you are talking to a man in pain. I am sitting on an Emmy and I can't get it out. You know what that means?

  Fletcher : [chuckles]  Sounds like he needs a laxative.

• Fletcher : What's wrong?

  Vic Casey : Footprints... running I think. How many toes does a zebra got, if any?

• Fletcher : Back when we played "doctor," that's what we called a girl. A blonde!

• Fletcher : [in Range Rover]  Top of the news, the man says. Dan Ratherford! I'm telling you, we could get killed doing this. I'm talking about bullets through the head. Let's just turn around and go back, huh?

  Vic Casey : All right, Fletch, you're absolutely right, we'll go. First plane in the morning, I promise.

  Fletcher : Sheesh.

  Vic Casey : I just wanna interview that Zambuli woman they've got locked in jail first.

  Fletcher : Oh, great, not only is he suicidal, he's crazy. Uh, they're not gonna let us just walk up in there, you know.

  Vic Casey : I have a pass.

  Fletcher : A what? Lemme see it.

  [Vic hands him a slip of paper] 

  Fletcher : [as Vic quickly pulls the slip of paper away before he can get a glimpse of it:]  Hey!

  Vic Casey : Nah, nah, nah, nah.