Sixteen Candles (1984)

Liane Curtis: Randy

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• Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha]  I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.

  Samantha : You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.

  Randy : Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

  Samantha : [screams]  Aaaaaaaahhh!

  Howard : [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream]  Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!

  Grandpa Fred : Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.

• Randy : Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

• Samantha : When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?

  Randy : That's a cheerful thought.

• Randy : [Samantha has filled out an "anonymous" sex quiz naming her crush, which has fallen into unknown hands]  Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.

  Samantha : Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.

  Randy : I'm sorry, but Jake Ryan? He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean, really taken.

  Samantha : I know. He's supposed to be my ideal.

  Randy : He's ideal for sure, but, forget it.

  Samantha : God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

• Randy : Geek, can I be honest with you?

  The Geek : Not if you're gonna insult me.

  Randy : [laughs]  Okay.

  The Geek : Shoot.

  Randy : Get the hell outta here!

• Samantha : Since I was about 12 I've been looking forward to my Sweet 16, you know, a big party and a band with...

  Samantha , Randy : ...tons of people.

  Randy : And a big Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredible gorgeous guy that you meet like in France. And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes.

  Samantha : I don't need a cloud.

  Randy : Just a pink dress and the guy, right?

  Samantha : A black one.

  Randy : A black guy?

  Samantha : A black Trans Am, a pink guy.

• Randy : Let's go make ourselves available.

• Randy : I'm sure they didn't forget your birthday. They just didn't remember it right away.

• Samantha : [Samantha and Randy are watching Caroline taking a shower in the locker room]  It's unbelieveable. I swear to God Caroline Mumford had to flunk about nine grades.

  Randy : Brother's deaf, and everybody in the world worships her. Practically impossible to cut up. She's supposedly real sweet.

  Samantha : And she's going with Jake. Oh, I'm gonna kill myself.

• Randy : Geek, can I be honest with you?

  The Geek : Not if you're gonna insult me.

  [Randy laughs as does Jimmy and Samantha sitting nearby] 

  The Geek : So? Shoot. Out with it.

  Randy : [hard and firm tone]  Get the hell out of here!

  The Geek : Hey! Nice manners, babe!

  Jimmy Montrose : She's totally serious, asswipe!

  The Geek : Chill.