The Golden Girls (1985–1992)

Charles Bouvier: Clown

Quotes 

• [Dorothy, becoming fed up by a clown at a kiddie party, is ready to deck him with a pie] 

  Clown : Before you do that, you should know that Mr. Music's brother is Mr. Lawyer. Besides, that wouldn't be a very grown up thing to do.

  Dorothy : [defeated]  No. You're right. I couldn't.

  Bobby (6 years old) : Mr. Ha Ha.

  Clown : Yes Bobby?

  [Clown turns around. Bobby smashes a pie into his face] 

  Bobby (6 years old) : Happy Birthday, Dorothy.

• [after the girls miss a train, a group of circus performers come into the station] 

  Rose : This is a sign-it's telling us our unhappy times are over! Excuse me, Mr. Clown, but could you do something funny to put a smile on the faces of three gloomy gusses?

  Clown : Buzz off, lady. I'm on a cigarette break!