Alice in Wonderland (II) (1985)

Carol Channing: The White Queen

Quotes 

• White Queen : [singing]  Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today!

• White Queen : Tuppence a week and jam every other day.

  Alice : I don't want you to hire me, and I didn't come for jam.

  White Queen : Well, it's very good jaaaaam.

  [sic] 

  Alice : Well, I don't want any today any way.

  White Queen : You couldn't have it if you did want it. The rule is, 'Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today.'

  Alice : Is not ever sometime, to jam today?

  White Queen : No, it can't. It's jam every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know?