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Deadly Twins
BandSAboutMovies17 May 2022
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Also known as Double Exposure, Deadly Trigger, Shutter and Femme Fatales, Deadly Twins is somehow a starring video for the Landers sisters. They're not twins - Audrey is two years older than Judy - but you're forgiven if you believed they were.

Born in Philadelphia, Audrey was noticed first and recorded a country record for Epic Records before moving to Los Angeles and appearing on eighty-plus episodes of Dallas. Judy moved to LA and showed up in movies like Hellhole, Stewardess School and Dr. Alien.

The two made plenty of appearances together on The Love Boat and two movies produced by their mother Ruth, Circus Island and Ghost Writer. They also were on the cover of the January 1983 Playboy and did not appear nude inside.

In this movie, they play Polly and Ruth Madison, twin sisters who are booked to do a singing appearance in Germany - their last one because Ruth is with child - but they end up getting assaulted. Ruth loses the baby, her boyfriend Warner dies when he drives too quickly to the hospital and they go on the kind of endless chase that reminds one of children playing with Hot Wheels and refusing to come inside for dinner.

I have a theory that directors Joe Oaks and Joe Berger were super fans of the Landers and wanted to try and win them over by claiming to be big filmmakers. When they all got together, the two Joes got super shy and sitcom style had to back up their lies by actually making the movie. They didn't win the ladies but they did leave behind a movie that I've watched more than once and several times with other people, all of whom are usually incredulous and say things like, "Why did you make me watch this?" and "Are these drag queens?"
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2/10
Deadly dull; little-seen with good reason
FieCrier14 October 2004
Pretty poor movie that was shot on video (perhaps for foreign television?). Two sisters move from New York City to Germany to further their joint singing career. Meanwhile, a man and his friends are collecting protection money and committing robberies. One of the sisters becomes pregnant, and their manager isn't happy, but they feel they'll do OK. The four robbers happen to notice the sisters, and assault and rape them in a parking garage (very little of the assault and none of the rape is shown).

The sisters are hospitalized, and the pregnant one had a miscarriage, and makes an unsuccessful suicide attempt that knocks her legs out of commission. All of this occurs quite early in the movie. They're able to give the police enough information to identify their attackers, but the police are unable to do anything. The sisters devise a plan to get revenge, but early on it starts going awry.

Despite being shot on video, there had to have been something of a budget for this movie. Several cars get badly wrecked, there's explosions, helicopters, a train, chase scenes.... However, the acting is pretty unexceptional, and the dubbing isn't particularly good either.

There are some oddly funny moments. Two cops run all over a series of abandoned buildings looking for one of the rapists. They jump all over the place, and one of them at one point bursts through the tiles of a roof in order to jump on top of the building. At another point, a young child is held hostage at gunpoint. The kid is completely unconcerned, and when the abductor makes the cops drop their pants, the kid smiles widely. Odd!

The movie's end seemed hastily done. There's a voice-over, updating us on what happened, and a few short shots illustrating some of those things.

The copy I saw lacks end credits; there are only a few in the beginning, poorly applied. Curiously, a shot of the NYC skyline lingers for several minutes while music plays. Perhaps credits had been left out when given to the English-language distributor, so English credits could be placed over this sequence, and the distributor failed to do it.
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1/10
best of the worst
jonathan-57731 March 2007
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Anyone remember Judy and Audrey Landers? Neither do I, but here is a shot-on-video actioner starring these two prudishly sultry twin bimbos (that's not a put down, it's a professional title) with big, big 80s hair. I'm starting to think ALL movies should be shot on video. Good God! You never know what's coming next. After an inciting picnic scene with our heroines, we cut to the bad guy proving he's evil by smashing some cars with a front end loader, and cackling maniacally - on a LOOP - "NYAhahahaha/NYAhahahaha/NYAhahahaha," like that. Then an absurd Vegas-style musical number, followed by a rape scene that precipitates a Judith O'Dea like collapse in sister #2 - she has a miscarriage and jumps out of her hotel window, and talks a LOT about how she wishes she were dead. The frank desperation is disarming at first, but by the time bad boy pulls a Baby Jane and pushes her wheelchair down the stairs it has degenerated into some kind of Kenny thing. In another highlight, Sister #1 has a meeting with the disgusting love-interest cop outside #2's hospital room, and the fricking guy lights a smoke! In the background, at the end of the hall, we see a woman approaching the pair, and as soon as she walks past the camera cuts out, and you just KNOW she's a hospital employee coming to tell them to put out the damn cigarette! The sisters spend the whole movie scheming to 'get' the baddie, but at about the one-hour mark we suddenly cut to these moustache men from the ammo department, chasing Mr. Bad through some vacant industrial land in a scene that goes on for at least twenty minutes. Someone in head office was really determined to get value for money for that helicopter rental. Not deadly as in deadly boring - deadly as in wicked, man, and one of the most spectacularly bad movies I've ever seen.
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