Explorers (1985)
Robert Picardo: Starkiller, Wak, Wak and Neek's Father
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Quotes
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Wak : Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
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Ben Crandall : He's about to say something.
Wak : [in Bugs Bunny's voice] Ehhhhhhhhhhh, what's up doc?
Ben Crandall : [long pause] What?
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Wak : [to Meek, after eating Ben's harmonica] Way to go, stupid!
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Ben Crandall : What's that?
Wak : Uhh... space pirates.
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Starkiller : Bloodshed is my life.
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Starkiller : Burn in hell, alien maggots. You shall not possess our women, slime-bred vermin!
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Neek : We'll always have Paris...
Wak and Neek's Father : PARIS?
[launches into angry, unintelligible diatribe]
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Wak : Its a brand new car! The Rolls Canardly... Rolls down one hill CanArdly get up the next!
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Wak : It's a very interesting story. It doesn't make any sense at all.
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[last lines]
Wak : A guy goes to a psychiatrist, has a complete examination. Afterwards the shrink says, "Well, I've examined you thoroughly. I've come to my conclusion. I think you're crazy!" And the guy says, "Well, I want a second opinion." And the shrink says, "All right. I think you're ugly too."
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Wak : Kids. Kids all over the world, they only understand one thing...
[launches into Little Richard's "All Around the World"]
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Wak : OK, now, I'd like a little assistance from the audience. If someone would like to come up and help me. Anyone?
[points to Ben]
Wak : You, son. Yes. Great. Could you come on-stage for just a minute, please?
[Ben joins him]
Wak : That's right. Right up here next to me. What's your name, son?
Ben Crandall : Ben.
Wak : Ben! Ben. Where you from?
Ben Crandall : Earth.
Wak : Earth. Anybody here from Earth?
[Wolfgang and Darren raise their hands]
Wak : Earth, see? You got all friends here today. Ben, I'd like you to do me a little favor, if you will. Would you do that?
Ben Crandall : Sure.
Wak : I'd like to improve my reception, so would you raise my antenna for me?
[Ben starts to grab at the antenna on top of Wak's head before he pulls back quickly]
Wak : Not that one, Ben! Not that one, thank you.
[Ben reaches back around to the antenna coming out of Wak's backpack]
Ben Crandall : These?
Wak : Yeah, that's right.
[as Ben is adjusting]
Wak : All right, move it a little to the right and out a little further. Feels good. Better, Ben.
[Ben raises them into position]
Wak : OK, that's pretty good. Oh, great. Thank you very much.
[in the voice of W.C. Fields]
Wak : Well, get away, son. You bother me.
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Wak : [1:29:45] Look, I watched 4 episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke! Sure he rolled over, he did that fine but I didn't think he deserved a series for that!
