- Clem Friedkin: Well, Ida, I guess your kids have proved their point. I'm a reasonable man and I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. Why don't you drop around the office tomorrow morning. Let's see if we can't work something out.
- Ida Sabol: Oh, I'll be around to the office alright but it won't be to talk. I'm going to institute proceedings to regain control of my husband's company. And when I do, I'm going to throw you and the rest of those rats you brought in with you out on your collective ass. Now get out of my way, dear, you're spoiling my view.
- Francine Hackett: [over a round of drinks] Men are dogs. Just plain dogs.
- Debbie Hughes: [hiccups] Mmm.
- Meryl Stanton: Why does alcohol make you horny?
- Valerie Thompson: I'll drink to that.
- Meryl Stanton: It was a question, not a statement.
- Valerie Thompson: I'll drink to that, too.
- Meryl Stanton: My Cousin Jana says, when all else fails, curl up in bed with a good romance novel and your favorite sexual fantasy. It works every time.
- Debbie Hughes: How sad.
- Meryl Stanton: Not for my Cousin Jana.
- [they all start to laugh]
- June Wolsky: Do you think we'll turn out to be like our mothers -- spending the rest of our lives in Sandusky, Ohio? Married to guys with bellies as big as two football fields?
- Rita Diaz: My mom says it's a woman's lot to suffer. It makes us stronger than men.
- Valerie Thompson: Who told her that?
- Rita Diaz: My father.
- Debbie Hughes: I rest my case.
- June Wolsky: My mother wanted to be a dancer. Then she met my dad. They've got six kids. Mom doesn't even dance at parties anymore.
- Francine Hackett: Trapped in a dead end life. That really scares the hell out of me.
- Meryl Stanton: Yeah, especially now when we know there's a whole world out here.
- June Wolsky: Yeah, but boys are so closed-minded. All they want out of life is a fast car and girls who'll put out.
- Francine Hackett: Men are dogs.
- June Wolsky: I'll drink to that.
- Debbie Hughes: And they're selfish.
- June Wolsky: I'll drink to that, too.
- Valerie Thompson: And they're such liars.
- June Wolsky: I'll drink to that.
- Meryl Stanton: I hope they all get pregnant.
- Francine Hackett: [all six women start to laugh and raise their glasses] I'll drink to that!
- Debbie Hughes: I'll drink to that!
- Valerie Thompson: I'll drink to that!
- June Wolsky: I'll drink to that!
- Rita Diaz: I'll drink to that!