Carol Locatell: Ethel
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Sheriff Tucker : Morning, Ethel. My, don't you look lovely today.
Ethel : Horse shit! Now, Sheriff, you better hear me, and hear me good. I want this looney bin closed down. You hearin' me fella? Now these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect other's property, and they're all crazy!
Junior : You tell 'em Ma! Ha hah.
Sheriff Tucker : Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
Ethel : Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
Junior : Say it like you mean it, Ma!
Ethel : Would you shut the fuck up?
[the kids laugh for a minute]
Ethel : Now, I'm gonna tell all of ya, you mark my words, the next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm gonn' blow your fuckin' brains out, you hear me?
[Tucker approaches]
Ethel : Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warnin' ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!
[gets on motorbike]
Ethel : That's it. My final words.
[gives them the finger as they drive off]
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Ethel : You dumb dildo!
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Ethel : [to chicken] I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that fuckin' crazy farm. Eeeeyah!
[decapitates chicken]
Junior : Eeeeyah!
[imitates Ethel using spoon]
Junior : Ha ha ha ha.
Ethel : You big dildo. Eat your fucking slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?
Junior : Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama.
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Ethel : Holy shit! Who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you want?
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Ethel : [after Junior is decapitated and Ethel hears the door open] 'Bout time, you fuck wad. I knew you couldn't pass up on my stew.
